bill gates's definitions

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

emac

A poorly engineered and poorly designed computer made by apple, it has been proved that only 3% of all emacs will ever successfully play a whole dvd while the other 97% will either freez, or pretend that the disc has not been cleaned, the only reason why the emac is considered to be the best computer in the world is because it has less cord, also see white shit box pooltoy or bill clinton

yo dude isn't that one of the original 1943 game boy's?
Nah man this is an emac

by bill gates September 5, 2004

gangsta ho

a black or wigger whore

damn, j lo's as is just like the gangsta' ho's

by Bill Gates December 31, 2004

nerdi-nerd-nerd

a femaale who gets a 68% grade on a computer assignment and spends all nite going over her assignment, only to realize that the teacher forgot to mark an entire section, thus getting her mark bumped up to a 92%

Elaine is nerdi-nerd-nerd.

by Bill Gates December 1, 2003

Xbot

Most intelligent of all videogame fans, likes to use system specifications. Normally employed by Microsoft and Co. Likes Pizza and romantic walks to the corner store.

Me

by Bill Gates August 31, 2003

Xboys

Fan of Microsoft's game console. They prefer to suckle from Bill's cock whenever possible.

Yo nigga, you see that new Xbox game??

Yeah, it was cool. Not as good as suckling from Bill's johnson though.

by Bill Gates June 12, 2004

milktoast

A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.

We played Milktoast at Jimm's birthday party, and his brother Billy was gunshy, so he ate it.

by Bill Gates May 20, 2003