bill gates's definitions

emac

A poorly engineered and poorly designed computer made by apple, it has been proved that only 3% of all emacs will ever successfully play a whole dvd while the other 97% will either freez, or pretend that the disc has not been cleaned, the only reason why the emac is considered to be the best computer in the world is because it has less cord, also see white shit box pooltoy or bill clinton

yo dude isn't that one of the original 1943 game boy's?
Nah man this is an emac

by bill gates September 5, 2004

gangsta ho

a black or wigger whore

damn, j lo's as is just like the gangsta' ho's

by Bill Gates December 31, 2004

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

NintendoGN

NintendoGN.com is quite possibly the greatest Nintendo site ever in the history of the internet.

NintendoGN.com sure does rock!

by Bill Gates December 2, 2004

milktoast

A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.

We played Milktoast at Jimm's birthday party, and his brother Billy was gunshy, so he ate it.

by Bill Gates May 20, 2003

Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 6, 2003