bill gates's definitions

Rewind

Rewind.. Postwhorious maximus.. This is a term used for post whores who post alot on internet message boards..

Rewind: :hay: Blueprint the popes dying! WHERES YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!

Blueprint: oh would you stfu youre such a post whore! :mad: and your going to hell cause god loves me and dosnt love you!

by Bill Gates February 7, 2005

Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

gangsta ho

a black or wigger whore

damn, j lo's as is just like the gangsta' ho's

by Bill Gates December 31, 2004

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

emac

A poorly engineered and poorly designed computer made by apple, it has been proved that only 3% of all emacs will ever successfully play a whole dvd while the other 97% will either freez, or pretend that the disc has not been cleaned, the only reason why the emac is considered to be the best computer in the world is because it has less cord, also see white shit box pooltoy or bill clinton

yo dude isn't that one of the original 1943 game boy's?
Nah man this is an emac

by bill gates September 5, 2004

milktoast

A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.

We played Milktoast at Jimm's birthday party, and his brother Billy was gunshy, so he ate it.

by Bill Gates May 20, 2003

milksock

also see spankercheif: sock inteded for use on foot, placed over the penis to catch semen while spanking the monkey

Harry placed his milksock over his cock while beating off.

by bill gates October 20, 2003