bigtones's definitions

stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

by bigtones December 11, 2004

R. kelly

The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.

"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"

by bigtones January 2, 2005

Rosie O'Donnell

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell

by bigtones June 11, 2006

leotardo

Verb: To be shot in the head beside an American-made car and then have said car run over your head. Made famous by Phil Leotardo's death on The Sopranos.

Phil Leotardo got killed in the most memorable way in the series finale.

by bigtones August 24, 2007

dick cheney

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 16, 2006

P. Diddy

Is gonna get shot once Shyne gets out of jail.

You heard it here first. Remember that.

by bigtones November 9, 2004