bigtones's definitions

A380

Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.

The A380 is capable of seating 800 normal-sized people, or 500 Americans.

by bigtones June 19, 2006

New Jersey

The armpit of the United States.

"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"

by bigtones December 28, 2005

rocapads

Feminine pads produced by the Rocafella family. First advertised on Chappelle's Show.

"If your bum is leakin, you need to be seekin -- Rocapads. It's the Roc!!!"

by bigtones August 9, 2006

sketchgasm

A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.

I got a crazy sketchgasm after seeing Big Mike pull that white powder out of his backpack.

by bigtones August 15, 2006

spot killer

Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.

Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!

by bigtones August 29, 2006

christmas

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

by bigtones September 6, 2006

boston

The only place where it's normal to talk like this:

"Let me paak the caah, ok?"
"That movie was fookin gaa-bage!"
"Who faated?"
"I'm gooin daan to the bessment."

Welcome to Baaston, where we learn to talk without moving our lips!

by bigtones August 21, 2005