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The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.
by bigtones January 1, 2005
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Get the diet coke mug.Any young, impressionable, not-necessarily teenage girl that admires and wants to emulate the slutty and materialistic personae of female Hollywood pop icons, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, etc. They are extremely shallow and are obsessed with their looks, weight, clothes, popular trends, and equally shallow and vapid males.
This is how stupid girls might talk:
"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."
"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."
"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"
"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."
"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."
"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"
"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
by bigtones April 16, 2006
Get the stupid girls mug.The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.
- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"
-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"
-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"
What a loser...
-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"
-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"
What a loser...
by bigtones January 11, 2005
Get the karamo mug.A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.
My best friend's wedding, Mona Lisa Smile, Runaway Bride, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, Josie and the pussycats, Mean girls, A cinderella story, Freaky Friday.... I could go on forever!
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