bigtones's definitions

Rosie O'Donnell

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell

by bigtones June 11, 2006

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

star wars geek

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.

Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.

by bigtones January 4, 2005

christmas

1. The 25th day of December.
2. In America, the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday.

That way, Christians can go to their Christmas services, while everyone else can reflect on the true meaning of separation of church and state.

by bigtones September 6, 2006

iBrick

Large, bulky, ungainly MP3 players that are considered obsolete to the iPod, but really aren't, because they usually have mose space, better features, and are cheaper.

The Nomad Jukebox and Dell Jukebox are considered iBricks because of their sizes, but they're the best MP3 players out right now

by bigtones April 16, 2006

outcast

Simply a person who does not fit into any social hierachy, be it school, work, sports, etc.

"He's not as cool or as good looking as us. And he thinks he's making a point by treating us like we are invisible. What an outcast."
--Sample outward impression.

by bigtones June 11, 2006

republican

The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.

George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??

by bigtones December 18, 2004