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Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.
Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."
Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."
Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."
Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."
Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."
by bigtones January 16, 2009
Get the Joe Bidenmug. Airbus Industrie's much-ballyhooed superjumbo jet. When placed in service will be the biggest airliner in the world.
by bigtones June 19, 2006
Get the A380mug. The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
by bigtones January 10, 2005
Get the Atkins dietmug. AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
by bigtones May 27, 2006
Get the kevin federlinemug. by bigtones January 8, 2005
Get the Flava Flavmug. by bigtones January 20, 2005
Get the FYImug. by bigtones August 31, 2004
Get the Ted Kennedymug.