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When one has to pee really bad.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
Get the teeth are floating mug.A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.
Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?
Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?
Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*
by benormous May 5, 2006
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Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
by benormous April 30, 2006
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When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.
by benormous February 22, 2006
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Steve: Hell yeah! This Euro-trip rocks!
Jerry: I know, check out that european ass!
Steve & Jerry: Knucks!
Jerry: I know, check out that european ass!
Steve & Jerry: Knucks!
by Benormous May 1, 2006
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Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.
by benormous May 4, 2006
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***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
by benormous May 5, 2006
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