by benormous April 17, 2006
egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
by benormous April 14, 2006
When one has to pee really bad.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 01, 2005
A word in the french language that americans don't know how to use in english
French Translation: Thank you
French Translation: Thank you
French Canadian: Monsieur, you forgot your wallet.
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
by Benormous July 06, 2005
Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.
by benormous April 18, 2006
Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!
by benormous April 17, 2006
Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.
If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.
Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.
Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.
To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.
If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.
Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.
Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.
To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.
by benormous May 05, 2006