benormous's definitions

retro physical force

a blast from the past

I'm feeling a retro physical force comming on.

by benormous January 19, 2006

Dog town

Venice Beach, CA.
The ghetto by the sea.
Place where new-aged skateboarding began.

Tom: Where you heading for the summer break?
Dave: Venice Beach.
Tom: Oh, you mean Dog Town.

by benormous May 4, 2006

after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.

John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!

by benormous May 4, 2006

gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...

by benormous September 19, 2005

told

To verbally abuse someone so bad they have nothing left to say.

Stan: Dude, what are you doing?
Frank: Cleaning my room, my mom was yelling and I just crumbled to her commands.
Stan: Fuck man, you got told by your mom!

by benormous April 30, 2006

messenger slang

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers

Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!

by benormous September 19, 2005

egomaniacal jackass

Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass

egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.

by benormous April 28, 2006