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a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: battle toad
the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: battle toad
the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
Jose Contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
Get the war pig mug.22 year old Ethiopian distance running sensation. Bekele has won the World Cross Country Championships' short course (4k) and the long course (12k) together in the last three years. Previously, this had never been done at all, let alone by someone so young. Bekele proved himself on the track at the 2003 World Championships by winning the 10k. In 2004, within a period of 8 days, he eclipsed his fellow countryman Haile Gebrselassie's 5k and 10k records by approximately 2 seconds each. In both races he had no one to challenge him, and the rabbits did not do their job properly, so it is generally assumed that he will continue to lower his own world record. He recently won the Olympic gold medal in the 10k in olympic record time (27:05). He was so dominant that he ran the last lap in 53 seconds and said "It was no problem for me" after the race. He is the favorite in the upcoming 5k Olympic Final which will be one of the most competitive distance races of all time featuring Bekele, 20 year old Ethiopian prodigy Sileshi Sihine who won silver in the Olympic 10k, world champion Kenyan Eliud Kipchoge and world runner-up at 5k and world champ at 1500 from Morocco Hicham El Guerrouj. If Bekele wins, he will be the first to complete the 5k and 10k double since Miruts Yifter, also from Ethiopia, in 1980.
Height: ~5'4
Weight: ~120 lbs.
Date of Birth: June 13, 1982
Place of Birth: Bekoji, Arsi Province (Ethiopia)
5k PR: 12:37.35 (World Record)
10k PR: 26:20.31 (World Record)
Height: ~5'4
Weight: ~120 lbs.
Date of Birth: June 13, 1982
Place of Birth: Bekoji, Arsi Province (Ethiopia)
5k PR: 12:37.35 (World Record)
10k PR: 26:20.31 (World Record)
Jose Contreras: Haile Gebrselassie may be the greatest distance runner of all time with 17 world records.
Bruce Lee: ya but Kenenisa Bekele will be the greatest of all time eventually... he has the versatility of Geb on the track, but what sets him apart is his success in cross country as well, which Geb never had.
Bruce Lee: ya but Kenenisa Bekele will be the greatest of all time eventually... he has the versatility of Geb on the track, but what sets him apart is his success in cross country as well, which Geb never had.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
Get the pocket forensics mug.Jose Contreras: That dumbass keeps chasing with his low pocket pairs.
Bruce Lee: He's probably on tilt, don't tell him though... I'm winning a lot of fuckin money.
Bruce Lee: He's probably on tilt, don't tell him though... I'm winning a lot of fuckin money.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
Get the chasing mug.Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.
by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
Get the beer queer mug.In poker, a pocket pair above the common cards in the middle. For example, if the flop is J-6-2, then pocket queens would be an overpair.
Jose Contreras: Dikembe Mutombo seems to always have an overpair when I play with him...
Bruce Lee: You're just bitter because he always takes you for thousands of bucks... he's an amazing player, give him his due.
Bruce Lee: You're just bitter because he always takes you for thousands of bucks... he's an amazing player, give him his due.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
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