benny b from the bronx's definitions

bungle-shot

n. a type of shot likely to come back up

Jose Contreras: slurring One more!! Gimme wonnnnn more!!!!
Bruce Lee: I'm not giving you a damn bungle-shot, what's the point??

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

hair of the bear that mauled you

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

broadway

In poker, an Ace-high straight (10-J-Q-K-A).

Bruce Lee: I hit the broadway straight on the river.
Jose Contreras: You lucky bastard, I had a king-high straight. If you weren't a kung-fu expert I would cut you.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

flat call

In poker, the instance in which a player with a very powerful hand calls instead of raising.

Jose Contreras: I flat called when I hit my trips on the flop and then raised on the turn... when Mr. T saw my hand he lunged at me in a fury.
Bruce Lee: Jesus, Mr. T is mentally unstable.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

filthy mudcunt

We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.

Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.

by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007

ante

Amount of money or chips that each player puts into the pot before the cards are dealt.

Bruce Lee: How much is the ante for this game?
Jose Contreras: 100 bucks or your left testicle... your choice.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

kamikaze eyes

The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he's always hated but was always too sober to fight.

Jose Contreras: Shit man, are you sporting kamikaze eyes for that asshole?
Bruce Lee: Not applicable. I kicked the living shit out of him sober already.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007