benny b from the bronx's definitions

Squabble Snake

1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."

Jose Contreras: How would you describe a squabble snake?
Bruce Lee: She is the kind of thing/girl you would pay money to kick.

by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004

last call Lothario

A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.

Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.

Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

cowboy up

to order a shot of whiskey

Bruce Lee: Cowboy up motherfucker!
Jose Contreras: I'm halfway to Heavington, but get me a Jim
Bruce Lee: No, get it yourself

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

jizzwizard

A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)

Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

ante

Amount of money or chips that each player puts into the pot before the cards are dealt.

Bruce Lee: How much is the ante for this game?
Jose Contreras: 100 bucks or your left testicle... your choice.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

12 stepper

n. a reformed drunkard

Jose Contreras: Why isn't Brian drinking??
Bruce Lee: He's a 12 stepper now, didn't you hear?

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006