benny b from the bronx's definitions

broadway

In poker, an Ace-high straight (10-J-Q-K-A).

Bruce Lee: I hit the broadway straight on the river.
Jose Contreras: You lucky bastard, I had a king-high straight. If you weren't a kung-fu expert I would cut you.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

flat call

In poker, the instance in which a player with a very powerful hand calls instead of raising.

Jose Contreras: I flat called when I hit my trips on the flop and then raised on the turn... when Mr. T saw my hand he lunged at me in a fury.
Bruce Lee: Jesus, Mr. T is mentally unstable.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

gutshot

See belly buster.
Straight draw in which only one card will complete your hand, a.k.a. an inside straight draw. For example, you complete a gutshot straight when an eight is dealt to complete a 7-8-9-10-J straight.

Jose Contreras: Ray Lewis made the gutshot straight on the turn, that lucky bastard.
Bruce Lee: If you ever call Ray Lewis a bastard again he will mutilate you and then proceed to eat your children.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

flaidreich

An extreme psedo-Germanic variant of the English name Frederick, only to be <i>uttered<i> in the most intense of circumstances.
Originated by Johan Ludwig.
A still more extreme variant is "fleudenstraident," which can only be used in life threatening situations.

Bruce Lee: hey man, frederick couples just slammed that ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts.
jose contreras: Correction! Flaidreeeeeeeeeeeeeich Couples slammed the ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts!

by benny b from the bronx April 10, 2005

fugly bus

the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.

Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?
Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.
Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

o-ring

1.
performed when a girl, especially a bitch, is sucking on your balls; the man, or receiver of the nut-sucking, proceeds to smack the bitch across the face quite hard. But, it is a failed o-ring if the cock smackage does not cause the bitch's, or the balls sucker's, ears to ring. The most effective o-rings will knock a bitch out cold.
2.
to perform an o-ring.

1.
Bruce Lee: That chick jessica keeps giving me shit about her being pregnant but i didnt even stick it in the bitch!
Jose Contreras: Sounds like she could use an o-ring... knock that bitch out and she won't come back to complain to you anymore.
2.
Jose Contreras: Man, I o-ringed that bitch so hard last night she was out for an hour!
Bruce Lee: Thats nothing, ese. I once hospitalized a bitch I o-ringed her so hard.

by benny b from the bronx November 10, 2004

cumburping gutterslut

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007