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police service for northern ireland.
also nown as the pss knees and black bastards.
were meant ot be called northern ireland police service but some bright spark in stormount realised 'NIPS out! would be sprayed over the walls of West Belfast and promptly changed it the PSNI. The scoundrels!
by beef monster May 28, 2003
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More of a dialec than a language derived form Scottish settlers living in Northern Ireland.
Some bright wee prod realised that the catholics were getting EU money for speaking Gaelic and decided they wanted a piece of the pie too!
by beef monster May 28, 2003
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One of the four provinces of Ireland. However ill informed northern irish protestants believe it to be British despite 3 of its 9 counties being in the Irish Republic. D'oh!
by beef monster May 28, 2003
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