bastardized bottomburp's definitions

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

fixedsys

The god of all fonts, the Notepad default font and my font for MSN Messenger. Brother of the terminal font.

Windows system fonts will own you all.

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

Pachinko

What hell is PACHINKO!? PACHINKO is had only JAPAN. and most popular gambling
If you don't know, you never Tell about Japanese culture.
Come on! Try this game!

- Engrish Japanese Sign

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

os

Operating System. Windows is the only one worth your money, with the downside of constant errors (and the blue screen trauma).

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

urban thesaurus

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003