bastardized bottomburp's definitions

20's

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

flamingo

The letter O on fire.

Check it out! A flaming-O!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003