bastardized bottomburp's definitions

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

The village idiot

Homer Simpson.

<Homer> Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full-blast!
<Bart> You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
<Homer> Good idea!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

suckle

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003