bastardized bottomburp's definitions

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see monobrow

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

feud

A rivalry or argument. See flame war.

There will always be a feud about which gender is smarter: Men or Women.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

splatter

When she comes all over your face.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

up shit creek

1) To be in deep trouble with no solution, also called 'up shit creek with no paddle'
2) To be up to your arms in a flowing river of faeces and mucus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'

<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003