barbara's definitions

assphyxiation

suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses

damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!

by barbara January 21, 2003

googer

Eye Boogers

My cats googers get crusty if I don't pick them out.

by Barbara July 25, 2003