4 definitions by bald freddie mercury
“Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks, cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock, they’re grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more, don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore.” - Bo Burnham
by bald freddie mercury December 17, 2021
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by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022
by bald freddie mercury January 5, 2022
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023