b. hanback's definitions

Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

3 Bills

slang for 3 hundred pounds when referring to a fat chick

I had not seen Christy in 4 years and dude she was huge!!

3 Bills?

At least that!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Stripper house party

A variation of the traditional House Party. Hanging at a strip club until it closes and then inviting all the left over strippers back to your pad to shoot pool, do some toot, and strip.

Let's get a 12-pack and head to Deja-Vu and grab the ho's and have a stripper house party...

Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Sonic Boom

The loud, scary, startling noise of your car stereo when you start your car in the morning because the night before you were partying, banging your head to Van Halen and had it maxed out.

I got hit with the Sonic Boom this morning and fucking spilled my coffee all over myself when I started the car...we were jamming to Journey last night...

by b. hanback March 14, 2008

Chick Nuggets

Sperm that produces the female sex.

Dude has four little girls, he is full of chick nuggets.

Honey, I really want a little girl and the doctor told me that if we do it doggie style, it will help your chick nuggets reach my eggs quicker.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

mommy juice

a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.

fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...

by b. hanback February 17, 2008