b. hanback's definitions

Ain't Getting On That Bus

phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...

babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

Marginal

Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal...I really appreciate it.

Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

Carnival

A pick-up line used by old men....

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

by B. Hanback October 8, 2009

Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...

How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Cheers Factor

Referring to the TV Show Cheers where everyone knows you and your name.

I love going to the Palm Bar as it has the Cheers Factor... They all know me...

by B. Hanback February 28, 2010