b. hanback's definitions

Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...

How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Canine cologne

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback September 28, 2008

Blowout

When a fake tit deflates or pops and loses the silicone or saline...

Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.

Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?

by B. Hanback January 29, 2010

Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

Valhalla

When you plan on doing something, anything, and you blow it off and go drink!

I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....

by B. Hanback August 7, 2009

Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

by B. Hanback December 16, 2008