b. hanback's definitions

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009

Cheers Factor

Referring to the TV Show Cheers where everyone knows you and your name.

I love going to the Palm Bar as it has the Cheers Factor... They all know me...

by B. Hanback February 28, 2010

Cowboy Chip

When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....

Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....

Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Nolex

Fake Rolex

Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

ficeps

Fat triceps. The floppy fatty back area of the upper arm. Usually caused by not exercising or just being plain fat.

Damn, the lady in the checkout line had some big floppy ficeps...she should NOT be wearing a tank top!

by B. Hanback January 18, 2008