b. hanback's definitions

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

Canine cologne

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback September 28, 2008

Blowout

When a fake tit deflates or pops and loses the silicone or saline...

Jenny felt lopsided and realized she had a blowout - here fake titty deflated.

Hey babe, your left tit looks small - did you have a blowout?

by B. Hanback January 29, 2010

7-11 feet

To have dirty feet bottoms. Derived from when you were a little kid going in to the 7-11 to get a slurpee barefoot and got dirty feet bottoms.

When the girl put her feet up on the bar for me to rub, I realized she had 7-11 feet and I bolted...

by B. Hanback January 19, 2008

3 Bills

slang for 3 hundred pounds when referring to a fat chick

I had not seen Christy in 4 years and dude she was huge!!

3 Bills?

At least that!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Squice

verb: to squat down in front of an ice slide/luge to do an alcohol shot.

“DJ squiced six times at the party on Saturday, that's why he was so hammered”

by B. Hanback January 22, 2008