b. hanback's definitions

Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

shave the bug

to shave the pussy. making reference to shaving the hair around the vagina.

dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug

I dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

Job Breaker

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.

Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

240 Air Conditioning

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009