b. hanback's definitions

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.

Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

Hot Knife Through Butter

Phrase used when describing something that is quick and easy...

The running back tore throught the defensive line like a hot knife through butter...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

Flavor Mist

The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.

DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.

by B. Hanback August 20, 2008

Rent-A-Buddy

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.

John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.

by B. Hanback December 21, 2008

Cheech and Chong Brownies

Brownies made with weed/pot

We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010