108 definitions by authOOr

hard rock

another term for an erection or boner.

Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

hand me down

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

by authOOr July 8, 2006

ransom note

A ticket issued by law enforcement.

The Department of Motor Vehicles threatened to suspend Fundo's driver's license if he did not respond to their ransom note.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

dipsut

dipsut is stupid. stupid is dipsut.

stupid is dipsut. dipsut is stupid.

by authOOr June 28, 2006

in my jammies

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

by authOOr June 28, 2006

watch the kids next door

Literally means babysitting the neighbor's kids, but has also been used to mean, watching the cartoon, watching the teenagers next door copulate, and making out.

Peena wanted to hang out with her girlfriends, but she had to watch the kids next door.

by authOOr June 17, 2006