108 definitions by authOOr
Fundo was constantly hitting on the rather developed female until he found out she was a kitty cooter.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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It means "I like you." From the movie Old School. When said in slow motion, it means "I really like you."
After getting shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer missile, Fundo said, "You're crazy, man!!" to everyone he met.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.
Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
by authOOr July 11, 2006
Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.
by authOOr August 8, 2006
A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.
Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.
by authOOr July 8, 2006