army_azn's definitions

lil jon

One of the biggest rappers out today. Has made the following words more famous than they were 5 minutes before he came along:
1. YEEEEEEAH!!!
2. OKKKKKAYY!!!
3. WHHHHHHAT???

Listen to the new song by Lil Jon. The lyrics are what?, yeah!, and okay!!!

by army_azn January 8, 2005

Maroon 5

New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.

Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?

by army_azn January 11, 2005

WMD

The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.

Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...

by army_azn January 30, 2005

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 26, 2005

dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.

Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!

by army_azn December 15, 2004

FUBAR

F'ed Up Beyond All Reason

The 2004 Presidental Election was so FUBAR it's not even funny.

by army_azn November 29, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

by army_azn February 10, 2005