arf79's definitions

Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.

"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."

by arf79 April 1, 2023

hick

(n.) Any person who is ambivalent to remaining ignorant.

I consider anyone who routinely makes bad decisions, like getting into fights, to be a hick.

by arf79 September 14, 2024

Alphaschmuck

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.

Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.

by arf79 December 18, 2020

Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.

Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.

by arf79 June 6, 2024

Skeptible

When a skeptic's theories show signs of gullibility.

The details that Eddie gives behind his flat Earth theories makes him seem skeptible as a monkey.

by arf79 June 2, 2018

square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023