Skeptible

When a skeptic's theories show signs of gullibility.
The details that Eddie gives behind his flat Earth theories makes him seem skeptible as a monkey.
by arf79 June 02, 2018
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goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
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Buffalo Bill

(v.) The act of taming a wild stallion.

Note: Often used to described the taming of a man or beast who displays a spirit very similar to that of a stallion.
..so I grabbed my end of the lasso as firm as I could while I got on that mare's back, and then I buffalo bill'd that horsey 'til only one of us was left standing.
by arf79 July 13, 2010
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Toxic femininity

Willful ignorance, a heavy sense of entitlement with a refusal to take responsibility for one's own actions, encouraged by others with the same condition and reality shows. See: narcissism.
"We always got toxic femininity from the customers coming out of the yoga studio a few doors down." (true story)
by arf79 July 05, 2022
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Alphaschmuck

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.
Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.
by arf79 December 18, 2020
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hick

(n.) Any person who is ambivalent to remaining ignorant.
I consider anyone who routinely makes bad decisions, like getting into fights, to be a hick.
by arf79 September 14, 2024
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Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 01, 2023
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