square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024

Toxic femininity

Willful ignorance, a heavy sense of entitlement with a refusal to take responsibility for one's own actions, encouraged by others with the same condition and reality shows. See: narcissism.

"We always got toxic femininity from the customers coming out of the yoga studio a few doors down." (true story)

by arf79 July 05, 2022

Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

by arf79 July 10, 2011

hick

(n.) Any person who is ambivalent to remaining ignorant.

I consider anyone who routinely makes bad decisions, like getting into fights, to be a hick.

by arf79 September 14, 2024

boomer

1) A person who is so proud of their ignorance that they don't want to upset it by learning anything new.

2) Incidentally, a person who was born between the years 1945 until around 1962.

Until younger politicians get elected and stop them, the Baby Boomer generation is determined to dismantle everything great that the Greatest Generation built.

by arf79 June 03, 2021

Alphaschmuck

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.

Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.

by arf79 December 19, 2020

Skeptible

When a skeptic's theories show signs of gullibility.

The details that Eddie gives behind his flat Earth theories makes him seem skeptible as a monkey.

by arf79 May 05, 2018