35 definitions by anycon

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.
"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."
by anycon June 23, 2003
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(n.) General term of offense originating perhaps from the euphonious consonantal reduplicative 'nk'. It would, of course, in some circles be considered sad or even gay to wank a monk.
George that monkwank dobbed me in to the 5.0.
by anycon September 18, 2005
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(int.) A quicker way of typing 'thanks' (meaning 'thank you') that may originate in the f-dropping pronunciation of Cockneys and the like.
by anycon September 18, 2005
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A word that pretentious monkwank Judge Jules uses to describe a night of heavy clubbing characterised by pumping, uplifting beats and much narcotising. As it were.
Can be a verb or an adj. But the adj. must be hyphenated.
"That was a fuck of a bug-out tune"
"That DJ bugged"
by anycon October 16, 2003
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Like being Slashdotted only the traffic is from Google, usually when they've adapted their logo to celebrate a special day (like Van Gogh's birthday).

But should it be spelt with an initial capital or not?
Artist Vincent van Gogh was born in the Netherlands March 30, 1853, and today Google celebrates his birthday with a special logo. As usual, the top-ranked site for the search result the logo links to is completely googledotted.
by anycon April 4, 2005
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A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.
I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.
by anycon April 5, 2005
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Presumably this means arsehole, the 'dogging out' of which can only be left to your imagination.
The phrase 'to dog out sb's five point oh' is used in the film 'Bully'.
by anycon November 16, 2004
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