shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?
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js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.
Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha
by an extremely depressed bandu October 03, 2023
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.
Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!
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Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.
Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car
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Furry in Denial

Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.

You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?
by an extremely depressed bandu October 03, 2023
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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