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death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.
Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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64chan

The true bottom of the barrel.

4chan is already bad enough, but 8chan is home to bigger sickos, also once home to Gamergate after 4chan banned any mentions of that thing. 12chan and 16chan are home to probably some of the most depraved people on the internet, and we don't even know if 32chan exists, somewhere deep inside the dark web.

But 64chan? This most likely doesn't exist at all, but if it does, know that it is going to be true hell. You can expect literally every post to be hurtcore CP with medically extracted fetuses. If a 128chan were to exist, though... I don't even know how bad that would be. DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR THIS WEBSITE. It's not worth the trauma that will ensue.

It never will be.

Stop.
Person 1: imagine using 4chan KEK 64chan is the shit you can get as much cp as you want there
Person 2: what the actual fuck is your problem
by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023
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Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
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Furry in Denial

Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.

You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?
by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023
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innocent

1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.
1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...
by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023
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Person 14

Literally nobody, go home lmao. Will NEVER be used.
Person 1: lol imagine if there was a person 14
Person 2: ikr that would be nuts
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