an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.

Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022

THE SHITTER

Where concepts and thoughts go to die.

My worldbuilding was so fucking stupid back then! Now it's all going in THE SHITTER. The place where it belongs!

by an extremely depressed bandu December 11, 2023

js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.

Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

:trlo:

Like :troll: and :trol:, used for admittedly bad, stupid or embarrassing jokes.

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: i did your mom last night :trlo:

by an extremely depressed bandu March 5, 2022

Person 14

Literally nobody, go home lmao. Will NEVER be used.

Person 1: lol imagine if there was a person 14
Person 2: ikr that would be nuts
Person 14:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022

innocent

1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.

1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...

by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023