an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.

Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

foodpost

Term for when an user posts food, usually cooking. Best used when said foodpost is dropped seemingly out of complete random.

Respect for who decided to foodpost in 4chan.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 5, 2023

js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.

Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

Sunflower

Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.

Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???

by an extremely depressed bandu September 7, 2022

Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.

Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2023