an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Person 14

Literally nobody, go home lmao. Will NEVER be used.

Person 1: lol imagine if there was a person 14
Person 2: ikr that would be nuts
Person 14:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022

innocent

1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.

1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...

by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023

Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...

1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???

by an extremely depressed bandu June 14, 2023

manchild

An adult man who doesn't quite act his age.

Can you not be a manchild for two seconds? We're working!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 8, 2023

THE SHITTER

Where concepts and thoughts go to die.

My worldbuilding was so fucking stupid back then! Now it's all going in THE SHITTER. The place where it belongs!

by an extremely depressed bandu December 11, 2023

:trlo:

Like :troll: and :trol:, used for admittedly bad, stupid or embarrassing jokes.

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: i did your mom last night :trlo:

by an extremely depressed bandu March 5, 2022

Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.

Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022