an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.

Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022

js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.

Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

THE SHITTER

Where concepts and thoughts go to die.

My worldbuilding was so fucking stupid back then! Now it's all going in THE SHITTER. The place where it belongs!

by an extremely depressed bandu December 11, 2023

Numberblocks community

Hell. Obvious answer.

Satan: I will damn you to burn in the Numberblocks community.
Person 0 (according to that guy's definition, he's dead): NOOO! PLEASE NO!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu April 6, 2023

:trlo:

Like :troll: and :trol:, used for admittedly bad, stupid or embarrassing jokes.

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: i did your mom last night :trlo:

by an extremely depressed bandu March 5, 2022

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

scram

Get out of my sight.

Person 1: i jack off to women's boobs on discord
Person 2: HOLY SHIT, DUDE. SCRAM RIGHT NOW.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023