an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022

JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.

The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023

shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!

Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?

by an extremely depressed bandu March 11, 2025

get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.

Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2023

coems

An alternative to cum used by a bunch of immeasurably horny 14 year old jackasses on Roblox, usually TikTokers. Usually followed by a flurry of 🤑 emojis.

horny dipshit: *coems in u 🤑🤑🤑🤑*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023

dumbfounded

That feeling you get when you get proven as a dumbass after being proven wrong about a specific matter.

Person 1: hey guys fard chronicles 70 is coming out!
Person 2: cap
*later*
Person 2: *sees fard chronicles 70 release trailer* man i just got dumbfounded

by an extremely depressed bandu September 18, 2022

NSFMV

Not Safe For Multiverse. It's when something is so bad you could exaggerate it and say it's bad as to the point it has the potency to destroy entire universes.

Don't go to kekma.net, that's basically NSFMV.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 11, 2023