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death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.
Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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Sonic 06

A good game. Trust me. It's not a trap. :)
Sonic 06 is the game of all time, it was definitely made.
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Numberblocks Community

A torture, worse than any hell, worse than any medieval torture device, worse than any epiphany of a gothic child on TikTok.

It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.

Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.

If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
Man, I just committed SO much war crimes, so they sent me to the Numberblocks Community!
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never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.
Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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dumbfounded

That feeling you get when you get proven as a dumbass after being proven wrong about a specific matter.
Person 1: hey guys fard chronicles 70 is coming out!
Person 2: cap
*later*
Person 2: *sees fard chronicles 70 release trailer* man i just got dumbfounded
by an extremely depressed bandu September 18, 2022
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