38 definitions by an extremely depressed bandu
The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.
If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023
Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.
by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023
A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023
1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.
1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...
by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023
The first one out of them all.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
by an extremely depressed bandu May 20, 2022
I couldn't finish any of my reports on time, so when the boss called me to his office, I knew I would get the boot.
by an extremely depressed bandu July 16, 2023
by an extremely depressed bandu October 8, 2023