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innocent

1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.

1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...

by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023

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Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.

Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???

by an extremely depressed bandu September 7, 2022

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Don't give them ideas

A statement often used after someone proclaims something they don't want done by a particular person, implying that that statement would in fact cause them to go through with it.

Person 1: i better not see that guy put pineapple on hot dogs too
Person 2: DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 21, 2022

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I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

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Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.

Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023

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