an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

innocent

1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.

1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...

by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023

Person 14

Literally nobody, go home lmao. Will NEVER be used.

Person 1: lol imagine if there was a person 14
Person 2: ikr that would be nuts
Person 14:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022

NSFMV

Not Safe For Multiverse. It's when something is so bad you could exaggerate it and say it's bad as to the point it has the potency to destroy entire universes.

Don't go to kekma.net, that's basically NSFMV.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 11, 2023

inf

Shorthand for infinity. Can be found in programming contexts sometimes, or can sometimes just be used in casual conversations full of abbreviations.

Whether this ACTUALLY means infinity in programming or if it just denotes numbers that can't quite be computed may vary.

I guess I was putting in too big of numbers, so I just started seeing inf again.

holy shit dude did you js get inf pipe bombs in my mailbox

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.

Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...

by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022

JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.

The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023