an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...

1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???

by an extremely depressed bandu June 14, 2023

get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.

Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2023

coems

An alternative to cum used by a bunch of immeasurably horny 14 year old jackasses on Roblox, usually TikTokers. Usually followed by a flurry of 🤑 emojis.

horny dipshit: *coems in u 🤑🤑🤑🤑*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023

go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.

Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022

death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.

Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...

by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022

JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.

The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023