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The first one out of them all.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022
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by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023
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It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.
Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.
If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.
Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.
If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
by an extremely depressed bandu April 30, 2023
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You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?
by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023
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The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023
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4chan is already bad enough, but 8chan is home to bigger sickos, also once home to Gamergate after 4chan banned any mentions of that thing. 12chan and 16chan are home to probably some of the most depraved people on the internet, and we don't even know if 32chan exists, somewhere deep inside the dark web.
But 64chan? This most likely doesn't exist at all, but if it does, know that it is going to be true hell. You can expect literally every post to be hurtcore CP with medically extracted fetuses. If a 128chan were to exist, though... I don't even know how bad that would be. DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR THIS WEBSITE. It's not worth the trauma that will ensue.
It never will be.
Stop.
4chan is already bad enough, but 8chan is home to bigger sickos, also once home to Gamergate after 4chan banned any mentions of that thing. 12chan and 16chan are home to probably some of the most depraved people on the internet, and we don't even know if 32chan exists, somewhere deep inside the dark web.
But 64chan? This most likely doesn't exist at all, but if it does, know that it is going to be true hell. You can expect literally every post to be hurtcore CP with medically extracted fetuses. If a 128chan were to exist, though... I don't even know how bad that would be. DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR THIS WEBSITE. It's not worth the trauma that will ensue.
It never will be.
Stop.
Person 1: imagine using 4chan KEK 64chan is the shit you can get as much cp as you want there
Person 2: what the actual fuck is your problem
Person 2: what the actual fuck is your problem
by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023
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Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022
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