an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

:trlo:

Like :troll: and :trol:, used for admittedly bad, stupid or embarrassing jokes.

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: i did your mom last night :trlo:

by an extremely depressed bandu March 5, 2022

Numberblocks community

Hell. Obvious answer.

Satan: I will damn you to burn in the Numberblocks community.
Person 0 (according to that guy's definition, he's dead): NOOO! PLEASE NO!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu April 6, 2023

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

brobgonal

A menace to society. That's all you need to know.

These Brobgonal killings need to stop. You've already seen what he's done to our comrades!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 11, 2023

jab

A quick insult. Usually lighthearted.

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 23, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.

Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023