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A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023
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It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.
Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.
If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.
Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.
If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
by an extremely depressed bandu April 30, 2023
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You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?
by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023
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Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022
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by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025
Get the don't touch my pizza mug.A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).
by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023
Get the 24 hours mug.When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.
Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
by an extremely depressed bandu July 28, 2025
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