an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

manchild

An adult man who doesn't quite act his age.

Can you not be a manchild for two seconds? We're working!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 8, 2023

Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...

1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???

by an extremely depressed bandu June 14, 2023

Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.

Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2023

coems

An alternative to cum used by a bunch of immeasurably horny 14 year old jackasses on Roblox, usually TikTokers. Usually followed by a flurry of 🤑 emojis.

horny dipshit: *coems in u 🤑🤑🤑🤑*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023

jab

A quick insult. Usually lighthearted.

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 23, 2023

Person 14

Literally nobody, go home lmao. Will NEVER be used.

Person 1: lol imagine if there was a person 14
Person 2: ikr that would be nuts
Person 14:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022