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coems

An alternative to cum used by a bunch of immeasurably horny 14 year old jackasses on Roblox, usually TikTokers. Usually followed by a flurry of 🤑 emojis.
horny dipshit: *coems in u 🤑🤑🤑🤑*
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don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.
was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something
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suicide bait

When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.

Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
No, you aren't going to suicide bait me into working on your game again.
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death threat

When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.
Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022
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Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...
1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???
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manchild

An adult man who doesn't quite act his age.
Can you not be a manchild for two seconds? We're working!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 8, 2023
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brobgonal

Run. The Brobgonal is here.
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