an extremely depressed bandu's definitions
was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something
by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025
Get the don't touch my pizza mug.A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).
by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023
Get the 24 hours mug.When someone threatens to kill yourself, usually to coerce you. Or simply to make you feel bad.
Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
Some formal sources claim this actually refers to death threats, but never has anyone actually referred to death threats as suicide baiting.
by an extremely depressed bandu July 28, 2025
Get the suicide bait mug.The first one out of them all.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022
Get the Person -1 mug.What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.
Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022
Get the You're going to regret this mug.Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
by an extremely depressed bandu December 6, 2022
Get the death threat mug.Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023
Get the JToH's Joke Towers mug.