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GLIBERTARIAN

(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."

A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."

"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."

"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"

"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."

sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"

"Oh, I'm a self-made man."

Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011
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Male Member

The "Male Member" (sometimes 'male organ') is a delicate way to refer to the penis for people who are grossed out by street slang (dick, cock, etc.) and who think even "penis" is unnecessarily graphic.

Even today, there are such people around.
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"Did you see the graffiti on that boxcar? The small letter "i" is really the male member -- the base is the testicles and the dot over the "i" is ejaculate."

"I must have missed it -- but then, I don't go looking for such things. lol."

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by al-in-chgo March 19, 2010
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gay for pay

A guy who plays the part of a homosexual in lucrative exhibitions such as XXX pornography, but maintains he is really straight, only gay for the money.

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"Chris Rockway says he's 23, from Lincoln, Nebraska, and only gay for pay."

"Really!! He's from Lincoln?!?"

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by al-in-chgo March 2, 2010
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Halloween tailgating

Another term for trunk or treat, the emerging American practice of children's trick or treating for candy out of car trunks whose owners have convened in church or shopping-center parking lots for the occasion. The practice, which is similar to sports-events tailgating of meals near a stadium, is meant to offer children a safer experience than walking the streets.
"I need to buy lots of candy. Time for Halloween tailgating."

"You need so much candy for a football game?"

"No, it's for trick-or-treating out of car trunks near the church on Halloween afternoon, also called trunk or treat."

"Very clever, these Americans."
by al-in-chgo November 3, 2013
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Stroke Book

Slang for an erotic magazine, frequently a well-distributed glossy monthly, generally featuring soft-core pornography in the form of nude pictorials ("photo spreads") and short fiction.

The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.
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"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."

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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"
by al-in-chgo February 22, 2010
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organized grabass

U.S. Marine Corps term for intramural football games set up in periods of slack to keep the soldiers from having too much idle time.

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Sargeant, there's a hole between mess at 1245 and policing the grounds at 1400. How about a little organized grabass for the men?" -- "Excellent idea, Corporal. Tell Johnston and Greene to ready the football supplies.
by al-in-chgo April 7, 2011
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genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.
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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."
by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010
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