agentsteve's definitions

lindsay lohan

Proof that Paris Hilton's talentless whoreishness is contagious.

Lindsay Lohan should serve as a warning to others: Hang out with Paris Hilton and you'll become a talentless anorexic whore just like her.

by agentsteve August 21, 2007

French Rifle

A rifle that's never been fired, since the French pussy out of every war.

Bill: "How do you know that post-WWII rifle has never been fired?! It looks like a military weapon and it must be 50 years old!"

Ted: "It's a French Rifle."

Bill: "You must be right."

by agentsteve October 19, 2006

Latrell Sprewell

The former NBA player who is famous for inventing spinning rims, which are sometimes called sprewells in his honor, along with the Dada Supreme shoes which feature spinning rims. He was suspended from the NBA at one point for trying to strangle then punching his coach.

Damn, did you hear about what Latrell Sprewell did to his coach?!

Thanks to Latrell Sprewell the rims on my ride never have to stop spinning.

by agentsteve December 3, 2005

Kill Dat Nigga!

What is mistakenly thought to be the title of the Grand Theft Auto parody from the movie Inside Man, which the young black hostage is playing on his PSP. Its real title is "Gangstas iz Genocide". However, this mistake has been made by many credible media outlets, and thus, in the spirit of Urban Dictionary, becomes the true title.

The game involved one black gangsta (the player's character) dressed in the West Coast style of GTA San Andreas driveby shooting another, then finishing him off by stuffing a grenade into his mouth, as the words "Kill Dat Nigga!" appear on the screen.

I'm going to EB to ask them if they have a copy of Kill Dat Nigga!

It's just a joke now, but everyone knows that someone is going to make a game just like Kill Dat Nigga really soon.

by agentsteve May 8, 2006

joint

1. a hand rolled marijuana cigarette
2. old school slang for prison

The chronic in that joint was really bad, it made me choke

He got 30 years in the joint for armed robbery

by agentsteve July 23, 2005

ghetto style

Holding a pistol sideways instead of upright, the way thugs and gangstas tend to. The significant decrease in accuracy is made up for in style.

He isn't going to hit shit! He's holding the gun ghetto style!

by agentsteve October 5, 2005

thump

A subwoofer (the speaker in a stereo that creates all the low notes and vibration) according to Snoop Dogg

"It sounds so viciously when tha thump in tha trunk go bump bump bump"
Snoop Dogg - Snoop D-O-double-G

by agentsteve August 15, 2005