agentsteve's definitions

nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

by agentsteve September 23, 2006

tec-9

An inexpensive, semiautomatic, high capacity 9mm assault pistol manufactered by intratec. Its shrouded barrel and large magazine in front of the grip give it its menacing appearance. because of its large ammo capacity, from 30 to 50 rounds depending on the clip, this weapon is favored by thugs, and criminals. It considered far too unreliable, heavy and inacurate for self-defense. Its most notorious use was the role it played in the Columbine High School shootings

Grab yo tec-9 so we can go blast those niggas!

by agentsteve July 15, 2005

da fat rat wit da cheese

Some rapper from the '90s, only track I can remember is "back back"

i know this def sucks, but its the only one so live with it!

The last time I saw Da fat rat wit da cheese's video was 1997

by agentsteve January 12, 2005

thump

A subwoofer (the speaker in a stereo that creates all the low notes and vibration) according to Snoop Dogg

"It sounds so viciously when tha thump in tha trunk go bump bump bump"
Snoop Dogg - Snoop D-O-double-G

by agentsteve August 15, 2005

joint

1. a hand rolled marijuana cigarette
2. old school slang for prison

The chronic in that joint was really bad, it made me choke

He got 30 years in the joint for armed robbery

by agentsteve July 23, 2005

ghetto style

Holding a pistol sideways instead of upright, the way thugs and gangstas tend to. The significant decrease in accuracy is made up for in style.

He isn't going to hit shit! He's holding the gun ghetto style!

by agentsteve October 5, 2005

lindsay lohan

Proof that Paris Hilton's talentless whoreishness is contagious.

Lindsay Lohan should serve as a warning to others: Hang out with Paris Hilton and you'll become a talentless anorexic whore just like her.

by agentsteve August 21, 2007