8 definitions by aegiswings

HMNR

1. An acronym for "High-Maintenance Non-Relationship". It refers to a relationship between two people of the opposite sex where one is dependent upon the other but there is no intimate or familial basis for the relationship between them.
Some also call it a "friendship".

2. A relationship a man has with a woman he isn't dating.

Julie called me five times last night cause her cat died. She's a great girl and all, but I totally have a HMNR with her.

by aegiswings August 4, 2005

creppy

A combination of "creepy" and "crappy". Creepy in a bad way. Usually applied to a sleazy person.

John was really drunk and kept on grabbing my ass. Oh my god, he is so creppy.

by aegiswings July 5, 2006

pizza place

n.
1. Threesome sex involving two guys and a girl. From the title of the late 90's ABC sitcom "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place"

I'd love to have a threesome someday, but only with two chicks, I would never go for a pizza place.

by aegiswings August 4, 2005

dude hive

A party or event where there are more male than female guests.

John's party was such a dude hive and I didn't meet a single chick.

by aegiswings March 11, 2008

dude hive

A party or event where there are more male than female guests.

John's party was such a dude hive and I didn't meet a single chick.

by aegiswings March 11, 2008

squeer

Both square and queer at the same time.

Oh my god, look at that turtleneck he's wearing, it's so squeer.

by aegiswings June 9, 2005

IGC

International Girl Conspiracy. The IGC is an underground organization consisting entirely of women dedicated to making the lives of men a living hell. Also know as 5th-wave feminism. Their major targets are single heterosexual men over the age of 12. Their techniques involve blacklisting, misdirection, withholding sex, feigning PMS in additional to more diabolical methods.

Ashley and I were just starting to hit it off but then I was shut down by the IGC and now she won't answer the phone anymore.

by aegiswings August 10, 2005