Zippy 's definitions

snardlump

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

by zippy March 8, 2005

zip.ca

online dvd rental company incapable of using proper grammar in email subjects.

yo, i rented a dvd from zip.ca. it should be here in like 3 weeks.

by zippy October 1, 2004

WONI

WONI can best be described as the two sweetest people in the world. They are meant to be as one. Walker and Toni are WONI. The one and only. #couplegoals

Did you see WONI at the prom? Yeah, like they lit the room up.

by Zippy January 7, 2017

Illicit

Latin for the word snot as well as german for the word poop

Ass flakings
A Full tissue

by Zippy May 13, 2005

Confederate Svelte

Used to describe one who would be embarassed to wear spandex in a weight obsessed city such as Los Angeles, but who would pass as relatively thin in regions of the southeastern United States.

Herman Goering fell into the Confederate Svelte category

by Zippy April 22, 2005

fiddlesticks

1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)

1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"

by zippy January 5, 2005

burberry

Clothing company owned by Argos-owning GUS.

(plaid is spelt p-l-a-i-d you numpties)

"Wow, no wonder GUS are trading high this year, they've tapped the market in Britain by selling townie twats burberry clothing and cheap, gaudy gold jewellery."

by Zippy November 1, 2003