15 definitions by Zenhachirou

e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.

"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris

by Zenhachirou November 24, 2005

BMC

"Biohazardous Materials Control."

A totally ill RPG based on the Resident Evil game universe. It is about a Special Forces unit created to destroy Umbrella and it's bioweapons. Features lots of guns, tactics, wicked characters, nefarious enemies, story twists, and good shit like that.

www.resident-evil-community.com/forums/

You seen the latest op in BMC? It's fucking tight!!

by Zenhachirou March 24, 2004

Dutch

Slang term for a joint, or a blunt.

"I'ma finish you before I finish the dutch!"

by Zenhachirou May 3, 2003

Dead or Alive

A series that WAS awesome, until DoA3 and DoA Volleyball. Itagaki is a fucking faggot with no life and no friends except his personal RealDoll made to look like Kasumi.

Man, Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore is the shit!
Man, Dead or Alive 3 is just shit!

by Zenhachirou May 5, 2003

minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)

*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!

by Zenhachirou August 24, 2004

Brazilian lullaby

The act of choking something/someone using a Brazilian jiujitsu-style method/technique, most particularly an RNC or rear naked choke. If you are the singer, you are the one doing the choking. If you are the one being sung to, you're the one being choked.

"Dan got his filthy-ass hands on one of my manga volumes because he felt I should be doing 'work' or something so I had to hastily throw him on the floor and sing him a Brazilian lullaby for a while just to make sure he remembered his place."

by Zenhachirou September 16, 2007

pump

1.) A shotgun (pump-action, obviously)
2.) Sell drugs

1.) I got a pump in the trunk, cuz!
2.) I'm always pumpin' crack, cuz!

by Zenhachirou May 7, 2003