Zaky's definitions

The Drip

A small annoying person that stinks of B.O and demands hugs

Oh shit here comes the drip she better stay away from me she stinks

by Zaky November 24, 2006

epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.

"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"

by zaky January 16, 2007

Banging tunes

The Music of the Chav

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Manimal

1.A man that has control over his sexual urges but shares them openly no matter how inappropriate it may be to the situation and aims to fulfil these thoughts.
2. A man that is constantly in Beast Mode
3. A man unfazed by and break up with his woman and is immediatly eyeing up his next "target"
4.A hairy man with long hair and a "Beaver" AKA beard
5.A yetty like woman thats tall and butch and hairy

1."hey so how are youy toda..."
"im gunna fuck you in the arse"
"....Manimal"
2."I cant get out of Beast Mode"
"You must be a manimal"
3."i broke up with my girlfriend last night"
"oh sorry man"
"ahh nver mind....do you think i should go and see if i can get some of her?"
"zak....your a animal...in the form of a man...a Manimal
4.Karl
5."chir watch out the yetty is comming hide"
"I WAS NERLY RAPED BY THAT MANIMAL!"

by Zaky December 6, 2006

Guts

Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"

"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
*Swings broom*
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"

by Zaky December 16, 2006

Cowboys

A wild man whore that will sleep with anything and everything going and will do almost anything to get laid.

"i nailed that slut last night"
"thats wrong your a cowboy"
"no we're Cowboys"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

by Zaky November 27, 2006