Zaky's definitions

Banging tunes

The Music of the Chav

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Manimal

1.A man that has control over his sexual urges but shares them openly no matter how inappropriate it may be to the situation and aims to fulfil these thoughts.
2. A man that is constantly in Beast Mode
3. A man unfazed by and break up with his woman and is immediatly eyeing up his next "target"
4.A hairy man with long hair and a "Beaver" AKA beard
5.A yetty like woman thats tall and butch and hairy

1."hey so how are youy toda..."
"im gunna fuck you in the arse"
"....Manimal"
2."I cant get out of Beast Mode"
"You must be a manimal"
3."i broke up with my girlfriend last night"
"oh sorry man"
"ahh nver mind....do you think i should go and see if i can get some of her?"
"zak....your a animal...in the form of a man...a Manimal
4.Karl
5."chir watch out the yetty is comming hide"
"I WAS NERLY RAPED BY THAT MANIMAL!"

by Zaky December 6, 2006

Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006

Errectile Abuse

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction

"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

The Drip

A small annoying person that stinks of B.O and demands hugs

Oh shit here comes the drip she better stay away from me she stinks

by Zaky November 24, 2006

epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.

"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"

by zaky January 16, 2007