Guts

Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"

"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
*Swings broom*
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"

by Zaky December 16, 2006

Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!

I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness

by Zaky December 12, 2006

Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.

"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"

by zaky January 16, 2007

Banging tunes

The Music of the Chav

"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Manimal

1.A man that has control over his sexual urges but shares them openly no matter how inappropriate it may be to the situation and aims to fulfil these thoughts.
2. A man that is constantly in Beast Mode
3. A man unfazed by and break up with his woman and is immediatly eyeing up his next "target"
4.A hairy man with long hair and a "Beaver" AKA beard
5.A yetty like woman thats tall and butch and hairy

1."hey so how are youy toda..."
"im gunna fuck you in the arse"
"....Manimal"
2."I cant get out of Beast Mode"
"You must be a manimal"
3."i broke up with my girlfriend last night"
"oh sorry man"
"ahh nver mind....do you think i should go and see if i can get some of her?"
"zak....your a animal...in the form of a man...a Manimal
4.Karl
5."chir watch out the yetty is comming hide"
"I WAS NERLY RAPED BY THAT MANIMAL!"

by Zaky December 06, 2006

black cod

The actual meaning of this word is not known but it has some link to black men having sex in a tent

"Whats that smell?"
*sniffs up*
"Black Cod"

by Zaky December 12, 2006