Yoyomom's definitions

Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

Covfefe

When a tone-deaf waitress at the Waffle House sings Happy Birthday.

What I don't want for my birthday is a Covfefe.

by YoYoMom June 2, 2017

Monkey headache

Brain freeze. When you eat or drink something cold too fast.

Shit, dawg. Downing that icee just gave me the worst monkey headache.

by Yoyomom April 19, 2020

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 8, 2023

Money

The answer to every question with no logical or acceptable explanation.

"Why didn't Indiana Joe have a face in the Super Mario bros. Super show?" "Because money."

by Yoyomom October 3, 2018

Experience

When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.

Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.

Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.

by Yoyomom October 1, 2021