Definitions by Your Dad367347543567

egyptian head massage 

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

egyptian head massage by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008

egyptian head massage 

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

egyptian head massage by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008

urbandictionary 

The website you're on right now, jackass.

I went to urbandictionary.com and looked up "urbandictionary" because I thought it would be clever.

urbandictionary by Your Dad367347543567 November 1, 2006

billions 

How many people Lex Luthor is going to kill.

Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
Lex Luthor: BILLIONS!

billions by Your Dad367347543567 September 25, 2006

pime 

A strand of cum suspended between any two points, usually between one person's mouth and another person's genitals.

Dude, I just watched a porno where this chick jerked and sucked off five guys at once. There was so much pime, it was ridiculous!

pime by Your Dad367347543567 August 6, 2006