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To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.
by Yopmail User January 8, 2023
Get the new years mug.This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.
by Yopmail User April 12, 2023
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The term is derived from the visual novel Froggy Pot in which you have to convince this depressed dude named Froggy to get out of a pot of water to which heat is being constantly added. Pulling this off is lots more difficult than meets the eye.
The term is derived from the visual novel Froggy Pot in which you have to convince this depressed dude named Froggy to get out of a pot of water to which heat is being constantly added. Pulling this off is lots more difficult than meets the eye.
Do yourself a favor and get out of the pot instead of wasting time pleasing the plumbers on the internet.
by Yopmail User October 29, 2022
Get the get out of the pot mug.1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.
2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.
2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.
by Yopmail User June 28, 2022
Get the Bubbles mug.a) This is a sexual act in which the man shits in the girl's mouth, makes out with her, and have each other swallow as much shit as possible until either of them vomit. The girl and the man will spit the mixture of vomit and shit into each other's mouths while making out until either one of them slips up, hopefully spilling the vomit onto the man's penis. Once this happens, the girl must give him head until he ejaculates in her mouth. The girl will spit it on his penis in disgust.
b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.
b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.
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b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!
b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!
by Yopmail User June 25, 2022
Get the Buttercup mug.A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
by Yopmail User August 28, 2022
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The fact that you just looked up what "nobody" means tells me you are the dumbest nobody who has ever lived.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
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