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new years

To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.
New Years is every politician's favorite sex act.
by Yopmail User January 8, 2023
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get out of the pot

To wake the fuck up and get used to the harsh reality of the real world.

The term is derived from the visual novel Froggy Pot in which you have to convince this depressed dude named Froggy to get out of a pot of water to which heat is being constantly added. Pulling this off is lots more difficult than meets the eye.
Do yourself a favor and get out of the pot instead of wasting time pleasing the plumbers on the internet.
by Yopmail User October 29, 2022
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genitals

Get the fuck off Urban Dictionary before you land yourself on a sex offender list. Keep your minute genitals in your pants. Pervert.
by Yopmail User July 4, 2023
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Garbage

Take a good look in the mirror if you want the definition.
The fact that you've never been visited by even one garbage truck surprises me.
by Yopmail User November 18, 2022
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Mc

McThe McThing McDonald's McPuts McAt McThe McBeginning McOf McEvery McOne McOf McTheir McProducts. McSounds McFucking McRetarded McIf McYou McAsk McMe.
Why the fuck does every McDonald's product have to begin with "Mc?" Are they not able to think of better, more creative names?
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.
How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?
by Yopmail User August 24, 2022
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Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.
Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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