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Sodium chloride, or table salt. In case you're chemically illiterate, it's a non-lethal compound of two elements: one sodium, which is lethal, and one chlorine, which is also lethal. Why the fuck is NaCl non-lethal? I don't fucking know. Google it or ask your science teacher if you want answers.
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