Yogi-Donnie's definitions

kevorkian pact

A pact among friends, that if one should become an invalid the other/others will help to terminate their life, legal or not.

Jill and I have a kevorkian pact to do the right thing if one of us becomes brain damaged.

by Yogi-Donnie February 14, 2008

lover lump

A sexual partner that does not move while in the act of intercourse

Bob: How was your date with Sue?

Jim: Don't ask! What a lover lump!

by Yogi-Donnie January 25, 2008

xenosexual

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another that is strange, foreign, or alien

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with an alien or foreigner

3 : a person that has sex with aliens or foreigners

Bob : Did you see that Zeta Reticulian? I so want to get a piece of that.

Sue : Geesh, you are such a xenosexual, Bob.

by Yogi-Donnie July 2, 2008

Killer Tomato

1. A Tomato that kills and eats people
2. A movie monster from the 1978 film "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

Killer Tomatoes ate Herbert Farbage!

by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008

Fuzzy Tomato

1. A little furry friendly killer tomato from the "Killer Tomaotes" series of films
2. A red headed person with messy or curly hair

1. Where can I get my Fuzzy Tomato doll.

2. Jill is a Fuzzy Tomato because of her red afro.

by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008

round date

a date, usually in ink, placed upon the stamps of a letter by a postal employee, used to give the reciever of the letter the date the letter was mailed and to prevent the stamp from being used again

USPS customer : I need this letter round dated with today's date!

USPS employee : Sure I'll round date that right away.

by Yogi-Donnie January 26, 2008

post-star wars

Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.

Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?

Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.

by Yogi-Donnie February 8, 2008