Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

5726-NOOO!

Pronunciation: five-seven-two-six-NO

1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.

Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.

Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.

George: 5726-NOOO!!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto June 13, 2022

23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Unix Epoch

A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time.

Synonym: seventies

Related term: Unix Time

Last night the clock on my computer got reset to the Unix Epoch.

by Yamato Yamamoto June 27, 2022

5782

A Hebrew calendar year, corresponding to 2022. It starts on September 7, 2021, and ends at nightfall on September 25, 2022.

- Hey, when did you post this?
- I posted it in 5782. (which is a lie I actually posted it in 5781)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

by Yamato Yamamoto July 17, 2023

Louis Vuittoner

A person who owns or is wearing clothing bought at a Louis Vuitton store.

Louis Vuittoners are always beautiful.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 11, 2023

Kislev

A Hebrew calendar month, following Cheshvan and preceding Tevet. It usually has 30 days, though sometimes only has 29.

I was born in Kislev. (which is not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021