Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

11:43

The 703rd minute after midnight and the seventeenth before noon, the time right between 11:42 and 11:44.

Today I stayed in bed until 11:43.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

dupstairs

What a teenager says when he/she can’t make a decision about whether he/she wants to go upstairs or downstairs.

Dad: Shall we have dinner upstairs or downstairs?
Son: How about… dupstairs?
Dad: If you can’t decide, we'll have to decide for you.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 3, 2023

5785

A Hebrew year, corresponding to 2025.

Start date: October 3, 2024.

End date: September 22, 2025.

5785 is a complete year, with both Cheshvan and Kislev having 30 days. It has 355 days in total.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

5786

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 23, 2025, and ending at sundown on September 11, 2026.

The year 5786 ends on 9/11, on a Friday.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Tevet

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month number 10. It runs from December to January. It follows Kislev and is followed by Shevat.

I was born in Tevet. (which is not actually true.)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

nineteen-oh-never

Also: 19-oh-never

Very outdated.

Synonyms: eighteen-ninety-never, nineteen-seventy-never, etc.

Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.

by Yamato Yamamoto November 5, 2023

Adar

A Hebrew calendar month, following Shevat and preceding Nisan. In common years, Adar has 29 days. In embolismic years, Adar is counted twice, with Adar I having 30 days and Adar II having 29 days.

I was born in Adar. (Not actually true)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021