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Definitions by Yamato Yamamoto

nineteen-oh-never 

Also: 19-oh-never

Very outdated.

Synonyms: eighteen-ninety-never, nineteen-seventy-never, etc.
Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.

Made You Look 

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)
Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!
What a teenager says when he/she can’t make a decision about whether he/she wants to go upstairs or downstairs.
Dad: Shall we have dinner upstairs or downstairs?
Son: How about… dupstairs?
Dad: If you can’t decide, we'll have to decide for you.

Driving at 90 

A lyric from Ed Sheeran’s song, “Castle on the Hill.” Many people believe he is driving at 90 km/h as opposed to 90 MPH because he wrote this song in England, but these people don’t realize that England is one of the few countries in the world that still measures distance in miles.
I’m on my way / driving at 90 (MPH) down those country lanes / singing to Tiny Dancer

Louis Vuittoner 

A person who owns or is wearing clothing bought at a Louis Vuitton store.
Louis Vuittoners are always beautiful.

W, X, Y, and Z

Also: WXYZ

The slowest part of the alphabet, comprising the last four letters.

Antonym: LMNOP
Q, R, S, T, U, V / W, X, Y, and Z
Now I know my ABCs / next time, won’t you sing with me?
W, X, Y, and Z by Yamato Yamamoto February 20, 2023

Unix Epoch 

A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time.

Synonym: seventies

Related term: Unix Time
Last night the clock on my computer got reset to the Unix Epoch.
Unix Epoch by Yamato Yamamoto June 27, 2022