Yamato Yamamoto's definitions
What a teenager says when he/she can’t make a decision about whether he/she wants to go upstairs or downstairs.
Dad: Shall we have dinner upstairs or downstairs?
Son: How about… dupstairs?
Dad: If you can’t decide, we'll have to decide for you.
Son: How about… dupstairs?
Dad: If you can’t decide, we'll have to decide for you.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 3, 2023
Get the dupstairsmug. Pronunciation: five-seven-two-six-NO
1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.
Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.
Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.
1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.
Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.
Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.
George: 5726-NOOO!!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto June 13, 2022
Get the 5726-NOOO!mug. 
by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021
Get the Imamug. The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.
Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022
Get the 22:45mug. At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021
Get the 12:00 UTCmug. A Hebrew calendar month, having 30 days. It follows Tevet and precedes Adar. It is counted as month number 11. Here are its Gregorian conversions:
1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030
1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030
- Wait a minute… How many days are in Shevat again?
- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:
Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.
- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:
Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021
Get the Shevatmug.