Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

Yamato

My name.

Random dude: What is your name?
Me: It’s Yamato.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021

Ima

A song by Hikakin and Seikin, two YouTubers, written in 2018.

American man: Hey, what’s your favorite song?
Japanese man: Oh, it’s “Ima.”

by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021

00:00

Also written as: 12:00 AM

The time of day in between 23:59 and 00:01. Midnight.

I go to bed at 00:00 every night.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022