Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

5726-NOOO!

Pronunciation: five-seven-two-six-NO

1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.

Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.

Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.

George: 5726-NOOO!!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto June 13, 2022

23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

00:01

Also known as: 12:01 A.M., zero hundred one hours.

The time of day, after 00:00 and before 00:02.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 00:01 (zero hundred one hours).

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Nisan

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month 1, though it is actually the seventh (and sometimes eighth) month of the calendar year. It has 30 days, follows Adar and precedes Sivan.

Passover is celebrated on 15 Nisan every year.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 17, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

11:43

The 703rd minute after midnight and the seventeenth before noon, the time right between 11:42 and 11:44.

Today I stayed in bed until 11:43.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022