bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".

"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."

by Xyzzy May 05, 2005

Serdar Argic

The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.

"Any recipes for turkey surprise?" "Ask your CRIMINAL Armenian grandparents, gum brain!"

by Xyzzy January 09, 2005

MST

To parody a la Mystery Science Theater 3000

Honestly, I'd rather sit through a John Agar film festival than another Gonterman story.

by Xyzzy February 21, 2004

man

1. an adult male human
2. humans collectively
3. a male lover
4. a worker
5. an unseen force which controls our lives, much like Big Brother.
6. prefix indicating homoerotic behavior in a heterosexual context

1. "She?" I'm a man.
2. Man walked on the moon over 30 years ago.
3. She thinks she needs a man.
4. We're short two men.
5. It's the man trying to keep us down.
6. I don't need to hear about your mancrush.

by xyzzy September 22, 2005

taxpayer

Term for "citizen" used by Republicans, who measure citizenship by how much money you make. Note that how much money you make is not proportional to your income, and that under Bush's tax plans, only income you earn yourself (as opposed to dividends and inheritance) is actually taxed.

Supply-siders bitch that the top 20% pay over 40% of the taxes, but the top 10% control over 90% of the wealth.

by Xyzzy February 05, 2005

ignorami

Pseudo-intellectuals. So called because of their tendency to use stigmae, mandami, ignorami, omnibi, viri, operae, cauci, and other overuse of the "-us to -i, -a to -ae, -um to -a" classical rule.

If every word ending in -us becomes -i, is the plural of bus bi?

by Xyzzy May 05, 2005

SUV

Sure to be Under Vehicle.

"Well, I can give you this car with a five-star safety rating, which gets 38 miles a gallon, for twelve grand . . . OR I can give you this SUV which gets ten miles a gallon and hasn't gone through any safety tests at all for twenty-five grand."

"I'll take the SUV!"

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005