Cut Lunch

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.

Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Gidday

Famous Australian greeting. Short for "Good Day"

Gidday Mate! Tell ya what, I'm dry as a nun's nasty. I need a beer.

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Coit

An Australian slang for Vagina.

"Nice shot Dad! Jammed Mum right in the Coit!"
"Fuck me dead, me Coit's itchy!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Dunnie Budgie

An Australian term for blowflies in a dunnie.

"Fucking hell, can't even drop me dacks in here! Bloody Dunnie Budgies everywhere!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Freckle

Common Australian slang for an anus or arsehole.

"Show us your freckle luv!"
"Fucking good shot mate, hit him fair in the freckle!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Franger

Another name for a Condom.

"He removed his franger and immediately Donkey Punched the bitch"
Also see:
Donkey Punch

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Banged Up

Australian slang for a female who has been impregnated.

"Didn't you hear mate? Stevo Banged Up Allison. I tell ya, when Johnno finds out shit's going to hit the fan!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003