A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay October 29, 2008

by XEsay August 15, 2008

What you would say your name is/where you live on the "Chat" page of this website because you don't want to tell the creepy people.
by XEsay October 26, 2008

by XEsay August 15, 2008

by XEsay October 20, 2008

Acronym for "Queer Ass Mother F***er." Person who is extremely annoying and use to go out with a person in the XEsay team. Also known as a military ass.
by XEsay August 14, 2008

The card you shove up your wii's ass to save pictures and stuff so you can put them on the computer.
by XEsay October 27, 2008
