Wizards Sleeve's definitions

tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

porn stars pop shot

An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.

Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005