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The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007
Get the safari park chimp mug.One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007
Get the Neptune's trident mug.When one who is not relevant to a humorous conversation between two or more people involved themselves and subsequently kills said joke and all fond memories of it
For fuck sake he Dorred my joke
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2016
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