Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.

Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"

milfelation by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

bitcht 

An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.

Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."

bitcht by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005

distemper 

Noun, refers to one's anger emotion.

Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.

Dude 1: "Charmaine sent me to the vet for a checkout."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."

distemper by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005