Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.

Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.

Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.

by Wizard Toast October 12, 2010

Penis Willikers

An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.

Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.

by Wizard Toast October 12, 2010