Wizard Toast's definitions

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Permalust

Permalust is the state of being horny ALL the time.

Example #1: Although Chris wants a girl's heart more than anything, he's doomed to an eternity of permalust and cannot look away from a perfect ass.

Example #2: Chris's new rock band is called "Permalust".

by Wizard Toast December 12, 2010

Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010