Wizard Toast's definitions

Sleepy Pee Pee

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.

I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Permalust

Permalust is the state of being horny ALL the time.

Example #1: Although Chris wants a girl's heart more than anything, he's doomed to an eternity of permalust and cannot look away from a perfect ass.

Example #2: Chris's new rock band is called "Permalust".

by Wizard Toast December 12, 2010

Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.

Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.

by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010

Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010