Wizard Toast's definitions

Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.

The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

Sleepy Pee Pee

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.

I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010