Wizard Toast's definitions

Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.

Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Rodeo

The Rodeo is a sex game involving having "doggy style" sexual intercourse with a girl and saying another girl's name over and over, in order to upset her enough to wriggle herself away from you in anger. The object of the game is to hold onto the girl and stay inside of her for as long as you can.
Typically, a man does not want to do this to a girl he wants to remain in a relationship with.

Last night's rodeo with my date lasted about ten minutes. Surprisingly, she wants to see me again...

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Sleepy Pee Pee

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.

I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Secondary Beneficiary

When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.

Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.

Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

Superman

The Superman is a sex position, where a guy has sexual intercourse with a girl, doggy style, and bends the girl forward while he reaches over her shoulders to plant his hands on the floor, supporting his weight, while his legs are sticking straight out. The posture has the man resembling a flying Superman.

The Superman position was out long before that Souljah boy garbage got everyone confused as to what it actually does mean to "Superman that ho".

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.

The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010