Definitions by Witness10mm

Mexican

A drinking game played with 2 dice. Drinks are doled out to those throwing low dice, with the exception of those throwing a 2/1, also called, for unknown reasons, a "Mexican." Other throws in the game have names as well, for instance, a 5/2 is a "Betty Ford" and a 1/1 is "tits".

Not content with a round of Quarters, the sausage party moved on to Mexican until the Blatz ran out.

Mexican by Witness10mm April 8, 2006

Bring a book!

Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.

No hitting, alcoholism, or passive-aggressive behavior between you two? You call that a relationship? Bring a book!

Bring a book! by Witness10mm December 28, 2005

internet 

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

internet by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

industrial engineering 

College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.

Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

industrial engineering by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

striping the bowl 

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.

After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.

striping the bowl by Witness10mm October 4, 2005

spacebase 

n. Crack cocaine dusted with phencyclidine. Appeared for several moments in Chicago the 1980s. Evidently its effects are so disturbing that neither hardcore dusters nor crackheads will do it twice.

User A: Let's do this spacebase I got.

User B: Later for that. I'd rather eat broken glass.

spacebase by Witness10mm October 3, 2005

Bong Sorry! 

n. Twist on old Parker Bros. board game, where players must smoke a bong hit upon being "Sorried!" Said to have its origins in MIT in the 1980s.

Engineering grad student: So, fellas, what'll it be tonight? Ookie-cookie or Bong Sorry!?

Microbiology grad student: Wow, I don't think either is very sanitary, do you?

Bong Sorry! by Witness10mm September 3, 2005