20 definitions by Willis McGee
Jimmy: that guy over there is a cunt
Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt
Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick
Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon
Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled
Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore
by Willis McGee July 22, 2006
simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers
Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now
by Willis McGee July 21, 2006
an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed
"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
someone who is quite simply rather unnattractive , usually to the point of a passer-by physically heaving up vomit on seeing such abutters ting
Normal Man: Hey Normal Man2 , look at that butters ting
Nomral Man2: Don't take the piss out of him mate, I think he might have an actual disorder
Butters ting: No , I AM just butters ting
Normal Man3: WTF ! I was actually worried about you and that you were disabled, but you're just butters ting, you fucking fruad
Butters Ting: Hey I'm not asking for any trouble here
Author's final social note on matter:Unfortunately, any person who is butters ting will always be asking for trouble with the face that they possess
Nomral Man2: Don't take the piss out of him mate, I think he might have an actual disorder
Butters ting: No , I AM just butters ting
Normal Man3: WTF ! I was actually worried about you and that you were disabled, but you're just butters ting, you fucking fruad
Butters Ting: Hey I'm not asking for any trouble here
Author's final social note on matter:Unfortunately, any person who is butters ting will always be asking for trouble with the face that they possess
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006