22 definitions by William Joseph Hemmington

A penis fatter than it is long; chode
Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004
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A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.
El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004
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not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude
Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004
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In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 24, 2004
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A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!
Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004
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If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.
Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.
by William Joseph Hemmington August 14, 2005
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a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?
as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks
by William Joseph Hemmington January 21, 2006
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