William Joseph Hemmington's definitions

calo

A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.

El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

spain

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

()=========D

a series of designs to create a penis

a picture of a penis

by william joseph hemmington June 21, 2006

to up

(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.

Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004