William Joseph Hemmington's definitions

rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

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a series of designs to create a penis

a picture of a penis

by william joseph hemmington June 21, 2006

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

avenues

A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.

A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.

by william joseph hemmington December 23, 2004

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004