William Joseph Hemmington's definitions

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a series of designs to create a penis

a picture of a penis

by william joseph hemmington June 21, 2006

calo

A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.

El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005

rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

raging waters

A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.

5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

to up

(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.

Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004