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A wedgie is when you wear hanging underwear (or tighty whiteys) that are pulled up to fit inside the ass crack. It causes great pain and is often used as a form of bullying.
Peter, exhausted from PE, went to change his uniform. The school bully, Spike, went up to him and saw him wear tighty whiteys. The school bully yanked him from the waistband and dragged him down the corridor. The wedgie was so horrible, he thought he’d scream. Spike gazed at the flagpole and lowered it, it was torture to Pete. As the rope descended, Peter was hung from the flag pole. Spike made him chug a gallon of water, with laxatives. His mouth was burning. He tied Pete’s hands and legs together and put duct tape over his mouth. He was hoisted nine feet into the air, squirming to get down. Then the recess bell rang. Kids rushed out, only to see Pete hanging, near naked, from the flagpole. Spike yelled “WATCH THIS!” Many kids focused their vision to Spike, as he had a stolen football. He tossed it to land on Peter’s balls. It cause a great deal of pain and he squirmed, pissing in his underwear. It sprayed everywhere. Kids ran to take cover, but Pete wasn’t done yet. He shit all over his underpants, turning the underwear brown. His screaming was muffled. It sagged past his dick and started filling up his undies. Spike took the chance to pull him down further, his balls, dick, and ass in agony. He bounced, trying to get a rip. Pete did, and the rip tore him down from the flagpole. His shit ‘n’ piss filled underwear tore, his ass and dick out. He was tied together, trying to wriggle away to no avail. Spike then ran up as fast as he could, and kicked him right in his balls.
by Well, shit. December 21, 2017
Get the Wedgie mug.Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
Get the teabag mug.Carl was jerking off to some porn when he finally cummed. A hot load of jizz coated everything in front of him, a cumsplosion. He didn’t stop though. The stream of hot jizz didn’t look like it was about to stop. The stream kept coming. Carl tried to stop it by holding his dick tight but it hurt like hell. He stepped out of his chair and it still rushed out. The dripping stream didn’t stop. He tried putting on pants but filled up with cum. He went out naked. He bravely stepped out of his house to try and get help but then the door locked behind him. His cock dripped with cum faster and faster. His raging boner was rock hard. He then saw his crush walking toward him.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
Get the cumsplosion mug.Andrew woke up completely nude, in a van. He was tied up and ball-gagged, something felt wrong. He looked down and his testicles were connected to some kind of contraption. It had the label “CBT Machinery” on it. Someone walks into the van. Andrew is tied onto a leash. The person switches the machine on. Instantly, pain is delivered to Andrew’s balls. Blood seeps out, pain shivering throughout his body.
Andrew is knocked out again, only to wake up in a room. The room is pitch black with the only light coming from the exit. He is handcuffed to a roof pipe and his feet tied together. The person walks up with a three pound weight, with a string attached to it. The person ties it around his balls, and let’s go. He tries screaming, but he is ballgagged. He is knocked over the head with a plank.
He wakes up with a metal casing around his cock. It is firm and strong. He is tied in a chair, bolted to the ground. The casing is connected to a contraption, slowly wheeling in. It stretches his cock, creating immense pain. Tears fill his eyes, and more blood seeps out.
Andrew is knocked out again, only to wake up in a room. The room is pitch black with the only light coming from the exit. He is handcuffed to a roof pipe and his feet tied together. The person walks up with a three pound weight, with a string attached to it. The person ties it around his balls, and let’s go. He tries screaming, but he is ballgagged. He is knocked over the head with a plank.
He wakes up with a metal casing around his cock. It is firm and strong. He is tied in a chair, bolted to the ground. The casing is connected to a contraption, slowly wheeling in. It stretches his cock, creating immense pain. Tears fill his eyes, and more blood seeps out.
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
Get the CBT mug.Amber felt horny at school. She excused herself to the bathroom and masturbated. She felt more and more wet. The bi school ho burst through the door. She saw Amber and drunkenly said “HELLOoOOoOoO horny!” Before Amber could react, she grabbed her and dragged her to the abandoned library.
She greedily ripped off of all Amber’s clothing and started making out with her. She stole some handcuffs (her sugar daddy was a police officer) and handcuffed both her hands to a railing. She heard the class bell ring and she took out some vibrators. She slid one in Amber’s ass, her screaming with pain. Tears filled her eyes. She then fit one in her cunt. Then she left her there.
During the night, she squirmed and moaned with her horny pussy dripping. She cummed eleven times that night. The next morning, the ho came back. She massaged her boobs and kept the dildos in her. The ho ate her out and Amber freaked out. This went on for two weeks.
She greedily ripped off of all Amber’s clothing and started making out with her. She stole some handcuffs (her sugar daddy was a police officer) and handcuffed both her hands to a railing. She heard the class bell ring and she took out some vibrators. She slid one in Amber’s ass, her screaming with pain. Tears filled her eyes. She then fit one in her cunt. Then she left her there.
During the night, she squirmed and moaned with her horny pussy dripping. She cummed eleven times that night. The next morning, the ho came back. She massaged her boobs and kept the dildos in her. The ho ate her out and Amber freaked out. This went on for two weeks.
by Well, shit. April 23, 2018
Get the ho mug.David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
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Dean was strapped to the chair. He was blindfolded and naked, and couldn’t move. The abandoned warehouse was Dean’s new home. Somebody walked in, and stuck her boob in his mouth. His sounds were muffled and it only pleasured the woman more. He felt something penetrated his ass and thrust in and out, tearing it. He felt a cock enter his mouth and he was forced to suck it of. The man had cummed in his mouth and was forced to swallow. They all left the room, but little did Dean know, he was being used as a male hooker.
Dean was strapped to the chair. He was blindfolded and naked, and couldn’t move. The abandoned warehouse was Dean’s new home. Somebody walked in, and stuck her boob in his mouth. His sounds were muffled and it only pleasured the woman more. He felt something penetrated his ass and thrust in and out, tearing it. He felt a cock enter his mouth and he was forced to suck it of. The man had cummed in his mouth and was forced to swallow. They all left the room, but little did Dean know, he was being used as a male hooker.
by Well, shit. May 4, 2018
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