Definitions by Weirdo Sheep

Busted A Honey Nut 

A big fat one that's really thick, almost like honey.

Girl: Mom!

Mom: What?

Girl: Billy just busted a honey nut into my cereal!

Busted A Honey Nut by Weirdo Sheep November 17, 2018

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

so good you'll slap yo mama by Weirdo Sheep August 12, 2018

Shame

That movie where Michael Fassbender shows off his big penis and has threesomes.

Guy: Hey dude, what’s your favorite movie?

Other Guy: Shame starring Michael Fassbender.

Guy: I only fast forward to the part where you see Fassbender’s monster dong.

Other Guy: DUDE!

Shame by Weirdo Sheep August 5, 2018

onehundredsome 

What turns Atheist's into a Believer. Once it's all done they will see the face of God.

Todd and ninety nine girls had a onehundredsome last night. Wish I was invited.

onehundredsome by Weirdo Sheep June 2, 2018

Poverty Porn 

A type of movie that claims to be Deep and Real when in reality it just a movie that exploits poverish people for cheap drama.

Larry Clark makes poverty porn.

Poverty Porn by Weirdo Sheep January 14, 2018

LiMAX 

It's fake IMAX. It's the type of IMAX that your local crappy Regal theater would promote. If you look at the size of a real IMAX screen and compare to a fake one, there's a huge difference.

BILLY: Hi Joe. Do you wanna go see the new Marvel in IMAX?

JOE: Is it at that Regal?

BILLY: Yeah.

JOE: Nah. That's not IMAX, it's LiMAX

LiMAX by Weirdo Sheep October 6, 2017

Reddit Detective 

People on Reddit who think they are smarter than they are and over analyze evidence and come up with a flimsy at best explanations. Most of the time they start the spread of false information and end up hurting the case.

Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.

Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.

Person #2: How do you know this?

Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.

Person #2: Thats it?

Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?

Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.

Reddit Detective by Weirdo Sheep September 17, 2017