Webster Papadopolous's definitions

star account

Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.

Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

cousin Herb

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)

I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

that's what I'm saying

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ask me that again

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade

I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.

Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004