Webster Papadopolous's definitions

po ho

n. ponytail holder

Those little cloth covered rubberbands used to tie one's hair in a ponytail. They cost about 2 cents a piece and absolutely unsubstitutable. Not to be confused with a scrunchy.

My hair keeps getting in my face. Do you have a po ho that I can use?

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

reb

n. A person from the southern United States. Short for rebel, referring to the American Civil War. The opposite of a Yankee.

... and now class we shall study the Civil War.
The War of Northern Aggression! (from the back of the classroom)
okay reb

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

bottle tan

A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.

That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004