that's okay

No

A polite negative reponse to an offer. Sounds like you're agreeing but actually means the opposite. This phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. Commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don't want to involved with offers to do you a favor.

Poindexter: Hi Suzie! Would you like me to carry your books for you? They look heavy!

Suzie: That's okay

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.

Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

that's what I'm saying

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ask me that again

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade

I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004