Webster Papadopolous's definitions

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

ask me that again

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade

I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

star account

Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.

Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

cousin Herb

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)

I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

riding a chicken

describes a person who is wearing shorts and has skinny ugly legs, so it looks like they are "riding a chicken"

Oh Man! I know its summer, and its hot and all, but that guy is riding a chicken!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004