Weave's definitions

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS

(of a woman, of course): having an ample, yet mesmerizing pair of breasticles and a booty that is so round, tight, and curvaceous that you would crawl three miles over broken glass to use the bitch's shit as toothpaste.

Beeyonce is, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
one of the most bustluscious and bootylicious divas of our time. J-Lo?
Grow a pair of tits, wench!

by weave September 24, 2003

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003