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When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
by We fixed the glitch1111 September 22, 2017
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The act of using extreme favors, possibly of a sexual nature, to gain; power, positions of authority, increased income, favorable treatment, etc.
John doe was narrowly elected Mayor because of his firm and precise execution of The Washington Handshake.
by We fixed the glitch1111 January 6, 2018
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