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Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*
by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010
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Tequila

Aka The Good Shit. Usually no higher than 40%, but will kick your ass. Usually tastes like pepper. Avoid drinking Margaritaville, which tastes the worst when drunk straight and get a Sauza, which has the same percentage and tastes like nothing.
Damn that tequila kicked my ass.
by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009
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asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.
by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008
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Society

Well, for America, it's just full of fucking zombies who are very fashionable and trendy. And they cream over everything that the media shits out and deems awesome, as in superstars, websites, tv shows, "musicians". They blindly recognize Justin Beiber, Adam Lambert, the sissy fag that sings "You're beautiful, it's true." as good music, and worse, art.

Zombies of society go haywire for glittery, glamourous American Idol, for any winners to be forgotten within the next two years. Same could be said for any star in these times.

In today's society, seemingly random people can be famous. Like Snooki and Paris Hilton. They're famous for being... Rich bitches, with no significant works or talent. The phrase "bliss is ignorance" applies to America's society quite well. Hell, kick it up a few notches. "Ignorance is encouraged"
Gee, today's society is really shitacular. Good luck, mankind, on trying to elevate to a higher concsience.
by Wasabimoto November 21, 2010
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christians

Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
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Pussy Quack

1.Another name for a female Golduck, a pokemon.

2.A queef.
1. Hey, no more pussy quacks, I don't want any air going up my dick.

2. Yes! I just caught a Golduck!!! I think I'll name it Pussy Quack!!!!
by Wasabimoto April 4, 2007
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R.O.B.

Robotic Operating Buddy - A gaming peripheral released for the Nintendo Entertainment System and Famicom in 1985.
It is able to play a number of NES/Famicom games with a human player. Games include Gyromite and Super Mario Bros. R.O.B.s colors were made to match the colors of the system it was made for.

Although he sucked sacks of smelly shit, he is still remembered today as a secret playable character in Mario Kart DS and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
by Wasabimoto May 15, 2008
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