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The Liquid Seat

A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.
Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"

Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."
by Wasabimoto April 27, 2007
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christians

Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007
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Society

Well, for America, it's just full of fucking zombies who are very fashionable and trendy. And they cream over everything that the media shits out and deems awesome, as in superstars, websites, tv shows, "musicians". They blindly recognize Justin Beiber, Adam Lambert, the sissy fag that sings "You're beautiful, it's true." as good music, and worse, art.

Zombies of society go haywire for glittery, glamourous American Idol, for any winners to be forgotten within the next two years. Same could be said for any star in these times.

In today's society, seemingly random people can be famous. Like Snooki and Paris Hilton. They're famous for being... Rich bitches, with no significant works or talent. The phrase "bliss is ignorance" applies to America's society quite well. Hell, kick it up a few notches. "Ignorance is encouraged"
Gee, today's society is really shitacular. Good luck, mankind, on trying to elevate to a higher concsience.
by Wasabimoto November 21, 2010
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Geeks

Geeks and nerds are smart people who like to play RPGs all day long. Geeks are polytheistic. Their gods include Stan Lee, George Lucas, and the guys who created Lord of the Rings and Star Trek and other people who have created shit about space and superheros.
1. Hey, that geek sure does love to play World of Warcraft.

2. Geeks would suck Obi-wan's balls if they had the chance.
by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007
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satanism

Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.

Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.

LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.

Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.

There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2008
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Tequila

Aka The Good Shit. Usually no higher than 40%, but will kick your ass. Usually tastes like pepper. Avoid drinking Margaritaville, which tastes the worst when drunk straight and get a Sauza, which has the same percentage and tastes like nothing.
Damn that tequila kicked my ass.
by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009
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asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.
by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008
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