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teenager

Teenager, exactly what it says on the box. Those whose iage/i falls within the iteens/i
13-19
13, 14,15,16,17,18,19
Not quite a child, not quite an adult.
For some reason, the media likes to attempt to convince people we are all criminials.
Society: FACE IT! Being a teenager is NOT A CRIME as the way lots of people behave towards us would make you think.
In my opinion, ageism is just as bad as all the other ___isms.
Sorry but I don't believe in being suspicious of someone purely because of the amount of birthdays they had.
In that light, the pathetic plastic fictional sterotype of teenagers portrayed by the media is exposed for what it really is, huh?
Which is:
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!
Sure, some of them are criminals.
How do you get from some teenagers are criminals to all teenagers are criminals?
That's like saying that some adults have commited crimes therefore all adults have past offences to their name.
Now, whether or not most graffiti is done by teenagers or not, I won't debate.
But if I said that most adultery is done by adults therefore all/most adults commit adultery, you'd probably look at me like I'd gone mad.
Maybe teenagers do commit more crimes than others but more things are illegal for teenagers than any other group, in my experience.
If you look through any anti-teenager website and replace 'teenager' with 'adult', their points are rather brillantly underpinned.
Furthering the first point I made, what is society coming to if, as the media and sterotypes and the general public would have you believe, if you're automatically a criminal when you turn thirteen and automatically stop being a criminal when, and only when, you have your thirteenth birthday.
Sure, there's some that act up in school.
The thing is, 'peer discipline' has more options open to it than being discliplined by someone in a position of trust.
Just one question for everyone,
If for example you had to hit the school 'geek' ((We'll call them Richard)), and either way you would be punished in different ways which scenario would you pick?
A: Hit Richard and get told off at best or get expelled at worst
B:Don't hit Richard and get sent to coventry at best, or at worst get severly beaten up
Hmmm........?
Teenagers are a group of people who are often suspected of crimes because of the amount of birthdays they had.
by Walking Talking Dictionary October 1, 2006
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fag-hag

A 'fag-hag' is a close, often homosexual friend who happens to be the opposite sex. One who has little to no chance of becoming sexually interested in you, largely due to orientation. This often allows for a platonic bond far closer and deeper than conventional friendships.
Useful if a person wishes to fool their parents about their orientation. The fag-hag will be introduced as their friends' boyfriend or girlfriend.
I heard person A telling person B that person C went and got themselves a fag-hag.
by Walking Talking Dictionary December 17, 2006
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hirple

hirple = to walk with a limp.

Pronounced to rhyme with 'purple' thereby denouncing the myth that nothing rhymes with purple
Matthew (Matthew is one of my roleplay characters) hirpled over to Bob.
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g-word

g-word stands for garlic. Used instead of garlic where one does not wish to summon its followers.
I looked at my friend bob and asked if he'd like to eat some 'g-word', I didn't say garlic because I didn't want to be attacked by garlicists.
by Walking Talking Dictionary October 19, 2006
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spoonhead

A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.
The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.
by Walking Talking Dictionary September 23, 2006
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cardie

A severely racist slur for cardassians. The term 'spoonhead' is MUCH milder. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.
The term 'cardie' is equalivent to whatever strongly offensive term for races, you care to mention
by Walking Talking Dictionary September 25, 2006
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asocial

Someone who keeps themselves to themselves, generally ignoring other people. Just as asexual = without sex, asocial = without socilisation. These asocial people tend to be on the autistic spectrum. They are perfectly healthy, they'd just rather not socialize and frankly, judging from the behaviour of a lot of students at school, I can't say I blame them. The asocial individual DOES NOT commit anti-social behaviour. They just ignore everybody.

Not to be confused with antisocial
They called Tom anti-social but in actual fact, he was just asocial. He didn't hurt a fly, he just wasn't that interested in people.
by Walking Talking Dictionary October 22, 2006
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