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Definitions by WELP

choke fest 

Where a woman tries to suck multiple dicks at once,
Jeff: what happened last night??
Chris: me, Brian and Lucas gave penny a choke fest!
choke fest by WELP May 5, 2018

ghost0ps 

A man who is a homosexual on the game Roblox who owns the clan RST
is ghost0ps gay?
yes, yes he is,
ghost0ps by WELP January 25, 2017

The Middle East 

A Dangerous Place that's basically a giant pot of religious tension in one desert region of the world.
The Middle East by WELP August 31, 2016

red light district 

A Red Light District is a place where prostitution is common. The phrase was based in the Bible where Rahab, a prostitute in Jericho, aided Joshua's spies with a red light.

Interestingly enough, the Japanese word "akasen" (red-line district) is of equal meaning to a red-light district.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever visited Kabukicho (Japan), Patpong (Thailand), Wanchai (Hong Kong), Sunset Boulevard (California {Hollywood}) and Venus Valley (Montana)? I sure did for the last couple of years, and all were awesome!

Guy 2: Well.. all of the cities you've visited.. they are all red-light districts. I'm sure you had a real "good" time there.
red light district by Welp July 31, 2004

firestorm 

A mechanism that goes along with forest fires. Firestorms are large fires covering large areas.

Some area catches fire, then cold air comes in at ground level, creating high winds and fuel more flames. With this method, fires can reach up to 2000 degrees C.

It is not only by nature, but also made by man. A definite example is the nuclear bomb.
The fire that happened in Peshtigo, Wisconsin is a firestorm. Mayhaps one of the largest and deadliest fires in the U.S.
firestorm by Welp July 31, 2004
1. What Filipinos use to call someone's attention. Usually said in a loud voice. Similar to Hey!, only with greater force.

2. Norse word meaning "high island", Hoy is one of the Orkney Islands, which is near Britain.

Whoever who said Holla, please. Hoy is way more better because hoy is MUCH MORE Filipino, rather than Holla, which is severely retarded.

Heh heh heh, conform to ghetto azn STYLE </sarcasm>. HAH.
1. Hoy Jimbo! Uwi!

2. I'd like to visit Hoy.
hoy by Welp June 20, 2004

in flames 

An awesome band from Sweden founded in the early 90's. They are famous for their legendary riffs and songs so catchy it is not tiring to listen to after a couple of re-runs.

However at the dawn of Reroute to Remain, they started sounding mainstream. I don't know why they'd done it (probably to attract a larger crowd aside from their current fanbase), but they still got their own harmonious riffs, just not as good from way back.
Some of their finest songs:

- Stand Ablaze
- Ever Dying
- Moonshield
- Jotun
- The Hive
- Food for the Gods
- Dialogue with the Stars
- Embody the Invisible
- Morphing into Primal

(Some of their best albums are Whoracle, Jester Race Black Ash Inheritance and Lunar Strain)
in flames by Welp June 19, 2004