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5.0

pronounced: "five-point-O"

The highest GPA(Grade-Point Average) possibly achievable, assuming you take an Honors class and aced every single test, got 106%s on assignments, et cetera. Known as an ‘A++’.
OMFG A 5.0!!!!! PERFECT!!” *does teh happy dance*
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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hafta

Deriving from ‘have to’, or ‘have+{infinitive}’ broken down into ‘have+to+{verb}’ but minus the verb, ‘hafta’ works as a verb-modifying adverb taking the place of the modal-auxilary ‘must’ which means literally ‘to be required to __’. In colloquial speech (as opposed to ‘formal speech’ under which you would not use this word{hafta}}, it means simply to have a strong desire towards, or want for, doing {something}, with the ‘something’ usually seen through the eyes of the speaker as a *necessity* (even if in actuality it is no more than icing on the cake).

Synonyms: haveto, have to, must, ’ve to, oughtta{ought to}, wanna\wanta{want to}, gotta{got to}

See also: musta\must’ve(must have..not nonsensical ‘must of’), shoulda\should’ve{should have..not nonsensical ‘should of’}, ta\tta, -ta\-tta, t‘be
spoiled teen: I just *hafta* have it!!

"I hafta go now.. Talk t‘ya later."
by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005
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fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}
He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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w/

short for 'with'. Has a correct and incorrect usage, which doesn’t apply to note-taking.
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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ß

A German letter-character which, despite its size, could be considered as always ‘lowercase’ since it never *starts* a word and stands in only its one form, ß.
The ligature ‘ß’ is k’rrectly ASCII'd\ASCIIfied into either:


‘ss’, which is pronounced as ‘'s'-set’ or ‘double-'s'’_character;

or ‘sz’, which the ligature *orinally* represented, and is pronounced as ‘'ess'-'tset'’. (In german, the letter ‘z’ is pronounced as ‘tset’, and in words usually like English ‘piZZa’ or ‘TSunami’, with a ‘ts’ sound.)


That is to say, the German word ‘Tischfußball’ which means ‘table soccer’ or ‘foozball’.. can be spelled-out as ‘Tischfussball’ also. Note that the German's ess-tzet{ß} has officially been abandoned a lot of places in that it is no-longer used in transactions and business et cetera. Note also that it is *never* used in a compound noun where an s-ending of one word and s-beginning of the next exists.
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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100%

in short, it reads across as ‘one-hundred percent’, meaing ‘the most’.

1)full effort; all; maximal exertion (as applying to a sport, usually)

2)completion (commonly of a particular RPG):
a in utterly the sumpremest, truest sense of the word;
or
b. virtually, or for intensive or practical purposes (can vary)

Note that that the second use of ‘100%’ can serve as many parts of speach simply by adding a different suffix.
{100% = completion to the fullest extent}
100%ly = adverb
100%'r or 100%er = person (noun)
100%'d or 100%ed = past-tense form of verb (usually transitive)
. . . and so on . . .
1) The football coach told us not to give our 100%, but to give him our 110-or-112%.

2) Mike thought th't he 100%'d his video-game savefile, until he later found out, became aware, of everything he missed, at none other than the GFs messageboard, at which point he displayed himself as a genuine n00b.
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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tew

A dumbass illiterate spelling of too, to, too, two, 2, and tu-tu.

Often means ‘too’, in the sense of ‘also’ or ‘as well’.
I tew would like tew tewtews tew wear d’ring my play# tew!!

Aww, I wuvv yew tew!!
by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005
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