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fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}
He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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’Tis a horizontal ellipsis. Often used at the end of a body of quoted text to designated the trailing-off end (where the relevant part stops), or sometimes to represent something in the middle which had been ommited in-order to crop-down, shorten, the text formerly containing a few ‘filler’ words. Incorrectly, instead the manual tripple-dot{...} which consumes more width might proceed or take the place of such excerpted text; the reason that the official horizontal ellpisis{…} is correct in the case of quoting whereas the tripple-dot{...} is not.. is that the person whose words were pulled may actually *have* had a clause in it, which should be represented rather by three manual dots{...}, so as to elminate any confusion one should experience when reading, as well as protect one's piece from more- conceivably possible plagiarism.

See also: ..., .., . . ., , comma\,, ampersand\&
When the mayor declared that the town was making ‘noteworthy improvements’ after having said that if we don’t “take care of our deficit problem … within two weeks, then we’ll have to {vote on} some services to deduct or taxes to add,…” less than a month ago, many residents hoorayed joyously.
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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non

short for ‘non-smoking’, in addition to other ‘non-’s.
*Please wait to be seated*

))server greets you((


“Hello!, and how many will there be t’night?”

"Let’s see... four--no, make that five."

“Mmmkay, and d’you prefer smoking or non?”

"Meh, it doesn’t matter to me.."

“Awright, follow me,” *Eric-the-Waiter leads the way to nearest available booth*
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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iñurfæç

= the expressionin your face’ cropped-down into ones utterance.

synonym: iñurƒæç
"Haha, iñurfæç Buster!!"
by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005
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on

short for \ shortened from \ shortened version of the prepositional phrase ‘on {TV}’ or ‘on {TV network-X}’. Preposistion used as a present-tense_particple-type adjective in sentences that answer or pose (dependent on whether the sentence is declarative or interrogative) the question as to ‘*When* {<a designated program> is on <television>}’.

This is an example of a shortened version of something which is repeatedly said over-and-over in English; another example is the ommition of 'that' or 'which' in the sense of “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food *I* like?”, which actually means “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food that\which *I* like?” Not exactly the same are these two, though similar enough to be compared, I feel.
Q: When is Family Guy on?
A: Family Guy is on FOX every Sunday at 9:00PM EST.

Person flipping through the satelite\cable\subscription tv channels, changing it at intervals of exactly two seconds: “Ugh, nothing good is on...”
Annoyed endurer: “There’s 999 channels to choose from!!--Pick one!!!”

Note: The above sentence breaks a rule as disregarded as split infinitives, ending a sentence with a preposition. It could be fixed to “There's 999 channels from which to choose!!--Pick one!!!”, though sounds awkward and stilted in such a form, even on a non-colloquial level.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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MacDonald's

McDonald's’ in ebonictalk (’cause in ebonics, you don‘t say ‘mik’ but instead ‘mak’, even if the correct form is ‘mik’(Mc).

Note that ‘Mac’ means "son of" in Irish.
You been to MacDonald's lately?
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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want to

a phrase difficult to say aloud correctly, and is thus heard as ‘wanna’.
Try to say the sentence “I do not not want to eat it.” korrectly; in order to do so, you will sound nasaly, sort-of like a stuck-up French person. Just be sure that y‘are not actually saying ‘wants to’. If you say it too many times, your ‘d’ in ‘do-not’ starts sounding different.
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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