Vex's definitions

Chainsaw

Noisy power tool with moving cerrated metal blade designed for ease of chopping down trees and other such tasks. A lot cooler than knives, at any rate, and make great murder weapons.

Somebody beheaded me with a rusty chainsaw

by Vex December 20, 2004

suft

new internet slang, suft stands for shut up fuck tard. can be used as an alternitive to stfu.

suft, just swallow it bitch...

by Vex August 29, 2003

Self-own

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

by Vex December 20, 2004

bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

by vex June 19, 2006

Freck

A playful/joking way to call somebody a freak, as in odd or weird.

"What are you doing that for, ya freck?"

by Vex December 20, 2004