UsefulInfoBeing's definitions
There are three types of spam:
1) The canned meat, stylized as SPAM, which became especially popular directly following its use in World War II.
2) On the internet, typed simply as "spam", it is when a single entity or multiple entities with a general idea repeatedly send messages to one person. These can be either as advertising, in order to entice the target to buy something, or simply to annoy the target in a playful way.
3) In video gaming, to use some sort of tool, item, or move with no cooldown repeatedly. It is most commonly practiced in First Person Shooters when the player encounters a tight situation, causing them to flip out and mash the button to unleash some sort of weapon many, many times.
Here's some more elaboration, if you would like some:
(1) Personally, I've never eaten SPAM, so I can't give you any idea of how it tastes.
(2) Advertising spam and internet scamming often go hand-in-hand. For some reason the Nigerian princes and people who want to... "enhance your passionate experiences" don't think they can trick you with just one crappy, misspelt message.
(3) The most commonly spammed type of weapon is the grenade, although depending on the game and genre other items may take this spot.
1) The canned meat, stylized as SPAM, which became especially popular directly following its use in World War II.
2) On the internet, typed simply as "spam", it is when a single entity or multiple entities with a general idea repeatedly send messages to one person. These can be either as advertising, in order to entice the target to buy something, or simply to annoy the target in a playful way.
3) In video gaming, to use some sort of tool, item, or move with no cooldown repeatedly. It is most commonly practiced in First Person Shooters when the player encounters a tight situation, causing them to flip out and mash the button to unleash some sort of weapon many, many times.
Here's some more elaboration, if you would like some:
(1) Personally, I've never eaten SPAM, so I can't give you any idea of how it tastes.
(2) Advertising spam and internet scamming often go hand-in-hand. For some reason the Nigerian princes and people who want to... "enhance your passionate experiences" don't think they can trick you with just one crappy, misspelt message.
(3) The most commonly spammed type of weapon is the grenade, although depending on the game and genre other items may take this spot.
(1) Alfredo: "What are you eating?"
Teddy: "I'm just eating some SPAM because I'm lazy."
(2) Hannah: "For the love of all the good things in the world, this company will NOT STOP spamming me with messages!"
(3) Eddie: "Oh, shoot, bro... look out for that tank! Spam your grenades and run as fast as you can!"
Teddy: "I'm just eating some SPAM because I'm lazy."
(2) Hannah: "For the love of all the good things in the world, this company will NOT STOP spamming me with messages!"
(3) Eddie: "Oh, shoot, bro... look out for that tank! Spam your grenades and run as fast as you can!"
by UsefulInfoBeing November 27, 2016
Get the SPAMmug. A short piece of writing with an average of 5 paragraphs that school children write to improve their experience in writing, grammar and reasoning. They get annoying and laborious once you reach middle school.
The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.
The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.
The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
by UsefulInfoBeing June 2, 2016
Get the essaymug. A US State founded by the LDS religion as they were escaping from oppression, and is currently on a mission to become the unofficial apprentice to California. The population is three fourths nice Mormons who kindly welcome newcomers, and one fourth homeless people and drug dealers, all depending on where you are. Other notable things include that the people apparently eat a lot of ice cream and Jello, and pretty much everything is closed on Sunday. Cool geological formations, too, and lots of football and basketball fans.
I went to Utah over the weekend.
by UsefulInfoBeing April 19, 2017
Get the Utahmug. The obese teenage star of a viral video that also stands as a beacon of anti-bullying.
In the video, Richard Gates (who is smaller than Casey) bullies Casey, insulting him, shoving him and punching him several times. After all of these attacks are proven to be ineffective, Richard goes in to tackle Casey, but instead Casey picks him up, walks a couple of feet forward, and slams Richard onto the ground.
Watching this video is satisfying every time, and Casey has become somewhat famous on the internet, even obtaining his own nickname, "Zangief Kid" after the character from the Street Fighter video game series who uses a special move similar to what Casey does to Richard.
In the video, Richard Gates (who is smaller than Casey) bullies Casey, insulting him, shoving him and punching him several times. After all of these attacks are proven to be ineffective, Richard goes in to tackle Casey, but instead Casey picks him up, walks a couple of feet forward, and slams Richard onto the ground.
Watching this video is satisfying every time, and Casey has become somewhat famous on the internet, even obtaining his own nickname, "Zangief Kid" after the character from the Street Fighter video game series who uses a special move similar to what Casey does to Richard.
by UsefulInfoBeing June 2, 2016
Get the Casey Heynesmug. A word used in mountain biking, mountaineering, and other similar outdoor recreation sports to denote that something is more challenging to traverse.
That mountain bike trail was fun, but one section of it was too technical for me so I had to walk my bike through it.
by UsefulInfoBeing March 25, 2019
Get the Technicalmug. The flaky, plywood-like things on metal after it has been galvanized to prevent rusting. It is sometimes used to create an industrial aesthetic.
by UsefulInfoBeing April 7, 2017
Get the Spanglemug. A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.
Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!
by UsefulInfoBeing September 14, 2018
Get the Bolivian Meat Grindermug.