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Definitions by UrbanPrick

booty appointment 

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.
Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.
booty appointment by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012
The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.
(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)
gay? by UrbanPrick July 25, 2012

I have to go now. My planet needs me. 

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.
- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

picking cotton 

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.
picking cotton by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012

How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"
when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

my boyfriend 

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you
Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)
my boyfriend by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

schevitz 

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted
schevitz by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011