UrbanPrick's definitions

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

fuckinnoying

a shorter way of saying fucking annoying

holy shit that music is fuckinnoying

by UrbanPrick January 21, 2011

How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"

when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

legitness

What they have in Texas, instead of fitness.

Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!

by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010

schevitz

short for Manischewitz, a type of wine that tastes like grape juice but gets you completely wasted

friday night, we sippin' schevitz in da club

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

C-cup

The reason why girls don't need to lose weight.
D-cup is even better!

Girl: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Guy: A bit, but it makes your boobs look sexy! And don't go on any diets, keep your C-cups!

by UrbanPrick April 3, 2008

IRO

The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.

"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.

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Aye, youngsters it's time to sing yer alphabet... IRO, IRO, IRO, IRO...

by UrbanPrick November 28, 2010