UrbanPrick's definitions

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

fuckinnoying

a shorter way of saying fucking annoying

holy shit that music is fuckinnoying

by UrbanPrick January 21, 2011

B-rab

Second-class citizen to an A-rab. Usually a woman.

Look at that B-rab over there wearing robes that cover her whole body ... i bet her A-rab husband beats her if she doesn't cook and clean everyday. I feel sorry for her!

by UrbanPrick November 20, 2009

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

goose feathers

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).

Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?

by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

gay?

The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.

(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)

by UrbanPrick July 25, 2012