UrbanPrick's definitions
Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!
by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013
Get the i gotta eat mug.Girl: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Guy: A bit, but it makes your boobs look sexy! And don't go on any diets, keep your C-cups!
Guy: A bit, but it makes your boobs look sexy! And don't go on any diets, keep your C-cups!
by UrbanPrick April 3, 2008
Get the C-cup mug.- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012
Get the I have to go now. My planet needs me. mug.Baker: I hope you like this cake, I spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)
Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.
Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!
*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*
Guest (trying to be nice): Yeah it's really good (spits it out)
Student: Please accept my research project, I stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
Professor: No, I wanted APA formatting, not MLA. You get a zero.
Guy: I did nothing these past 3 days cuz I was waiting for your call.
Girl: What's wrong with you?? Get a life!
*- Don't EVER reveal the effort you spent on something! -*
by UrbanPrick April 7, 2010
Get the effort mug.Texan #1: i'm gonna drive ma truck to the corner store 'cuz i aint wanna walk a quarter-mile
Texan #2: Legitness!
Texan #2: Legitness!
by UrbanPrick November 24, 2010
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Get the schevitz mug.The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.
"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.
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"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.
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by UrbanPrick November 28, 2010
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