UrbanPrick's definitions

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

IRO

The pirate alphabet. It's made of 3 letters.

"I' or "aye!" - means hello, greetings, good day.
"R" or "arrrrrrrrr" - means planning something evil, or just frustration
"O" or "ooooh!" - means I just got pwned.

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Aye, youngsters it's time to sing yer alphabet... IRO, IRO, IRO, IRO...

by UrbanPrick November 28, 2010

my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you

Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

gay?

The shortest pick-up line a man can say to another man.

(stranger meets stranger)
gay?
you better believe it
(they start making out and taking off clothes)

by UrbanPrick July 25, 2012

How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"

when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

FarmVille

World Of Warcraft for women and non-geeks. It's just as addictive and time-wasting, but you don't have to be a nerd to play it. You just need to have Facebook.

i spent the day playing FarmVille and commenting on my friends statuses

by UrbanPrick June 14, 2010

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012